Must See: A Boy And His DogMust-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale. Written by Jason Shankel.

Title: A Boy and His Dog
Date: 1975

Vitals: Post-apocalypse, pre-Miami Vice Don Johnson cruises for chicks with his telepathic dog while Jason Robards sits in a basement wearing clown makeup and eating preserves. From the brilliant mind of Harlan Ellison.

Famous names: Harlan Ellison, Don Johnson, L.Q. Jones, Jason Robards

Crunchy goodness: 4

Sights you'll never unsee: Semen. Extracting. Machine.

Life lesson: Take it from David Berkowitz: always listen to the dog.

Deadliest spoiler: She was a girl of impeccable taste.

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