Title: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Vitals: Alien zombies try to prevent mankind from developing some sort of cosmic gasoline bomb that's never really adequately established or explained.
Famous names: Bela Lugosi Vampira Edward D. Wood Jr.
Crunchy goodness: 3
Elevator pitch: The Day the Earth Stood Still meets Night of the Living Dead, only not good
Life lesson: Go for broke: there's no percentage in making the second worst movie of all time.
Design breakthrough: Shower curtains really do look like cockpit doors...who knew?