Michael Bay Writes Like a Five Year Old

Michael Bay promises loads of new robots in his Transformers 2 sequel, promising us they'll be "really unique." You mean more unique than a Xbox 360, a soda vending machine, and a steering wheel transmorgrifying into lame-o- boticons? Just so you don't forget, this movie franchise has already included "unique" robots that piss on people's heads. [ComicBookMovie]