If you want to wear fandom on your sleeve without going all Star Wars t-shirt on us, then you might want to pick something a little more subdued and cerebral. But still, you know, dorky. If you want to come out about your science fiction love to the world, there are a few cool indie t-shirt designers out there to help.
- Snorg Tees prides themselves on being a pop-culture t-shirt powerhouse, but they only have three sci fi shirt designs in the midst. Thankfully, they're all sublime, ranging from the brand-new outer space sex design, to the fate of poor Pluto, and my personal favorite, the Back to the Future rebus
- Threadless is an extremely cool "voice of the masses" t-shirt shop where people submit designs, and you vote on 'em to decide if they should be made into shirts. Since it's all submitted designs and not licensed properties, you'll get truly original stuff like The Voyage of the Space Chrysalises, Rocketbird, The League Of Cliche Evil Super-Villains, and I know we said no Star Wars, but this Dark Side of the Garden shirt with a topiary-cutting Vader is inspired.
- Seibei has some of the stranger shirts we've seen out there, like this Strange Invaders one. However, if zombies turn out to be caused by a human-created supervirus, and not just some living dead hoohah, then you can pick up this Intramural Zombie Hunter shirt, complete with bloodstains.
- NerdyShirts is actually much more geeky than nerdy. They have some great shirts like this Optimus Prime one that is loads better than the recent movie was, an elect Bruce Campbell in 2008 shirt (complete with chainsaw), an extremely wacky Spidermanmobile, and everyone's favorite Japanese nerdy guy, Hiro.
- 80stees specializes in vintage-looking shirts featuring everything from Knight Rider '82, to a Better, Faster, Stronger Six Million Dollar man shirt. You can even get the Greatest American Hero's costume here, if you're looking for a new outfit. Instructions not included.
- Palmercash has a lot of offbeat shirts, like Nixon in '78 and the like, but if you do some searching you'll find everything from this vintage-cut ladies Pixelbot t-shirt, to a day-glo Space Invaders piece of work. They're a bit pricy for t-shirts, but I brought my brother one for Christmas, and he loves the damn thing.
- Neighborhoodies will let you design your own everything, from hoodies, to t-shirts, to boxers. They have a few ready made shirts, including this Planet Express number from Futurama, but you should feel free to let your imagination run wild. Beware, it's entirely addictive once you get started.
- Cafe Press has an entire science fiction category on their site, but they are frequently hit or miss. They run from the sub-par to the subdued. Plus, since the fans are running the asylum, you'll see an overload of Firefly and Star Trek stuff. Not that there's anything wrong with that, we just like a little variety on our body.









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How can you forget ThinkGeek? They have a great selection of the esoteric sci-fi shirts: You Never Forget Your First Doctor, Time Travel is So Last Week, and the ever popular Han Shot First.
People may go for the Han Shot first..
But personally, I just like to let everyone know that Chewie is my co-pilot...
[www.dieselsweeties.com]
The best sci-fi t-shirt I've ever seen is an image of Princess Leia stooped over R2 like the scene in A New Hope, but R2's dome has been replaced with a turntable and Princess Leia's hair buns have been replaced with headphones.
I wish I knew where to find that shirt.
Jinx.com often has some good geek clothing as well.
I just want a plain grey shirt that says "replicant" but it's a little dear to make one at neighborhoodies. I think I'll make it myself.
Diesel Sweeties has some good designs.
@NefariousNewt:
Ok now I feel lame.. how do I do the inline url linkage?
It is not a href tag system is it?
I love that pluto shirt at snorg.
Offworld Designs has great stuff covering all sorts of ground.
[www.offworlddesigns.com]
All things serve the beam.
[www.cafepress.com]
Say thankya
Never liked Neighborhoodies, always thought they charged too much for so little. Nice to see they seems to be trying now, at least... a little.
I should open up my own t-shirt shop. With blackjack. And hookers. Eh, forget the shop.
don't forget www.glarkware.com as well.
Some favorites.
Toaster:
[www.glarkware.com]
Kill All Humans:
[www.glarkware.com]
Last Exit to Nowhere has some cool movie inspired sci-fi t-shirt desgins as well...
Last Exit to Nowhere
I have a couple of [www.lastexittonowhere.com] shirts..they're good quality and I like the subtle designs
last year I put together a collection of my favorite nerd shirts:
[internetducttape.com]
@Insomnic: Jinx has awesome stuff, although mostly RPG and such (they sure love Warcraft), but their site was down all night last night and I couldn't get on. I have their "Guns Don't Kill People, Magic Missiles Do" hoodie and I love it.
@strider_mt2k: Whoa, a Dark Tower shirt? Awesomeness.
@NefariousNewt: No kidding, I dropped the ball on that one. I love ThinkGeek, I have that 8-bit tie. I think I got so lost in the other designs that I forgot my go-to guys *sob*.
You can always check out the every growing "top ten star wars t-shirts" list at my blog: [tcritic.com]
Also check out "guitar solo" from [www.goapeshirts.com]
This will probably get me banned, but...
Not to shamelessly self-promote, but I run a little website in my free time and I do have several sci-fi themed shirts that have been pretty popular:
Coyote Custom
I started out doing decals, but I added shirts last year and they've turned out great. I also (as the name implies) do custom work (i.e. Text) and add new stuff from time to time.
this site doesn't have too many geeky t-shirts, but has got a few from heroes and 24, although its in the uk, and i figure most people here are american, here's a heroe's 1
[www.shotdeadinthehead.com]
also, what's the difference between geeks and nerds? i've heard a few different descriptions, but looking for that "definitive" difference
where can I get a scifi shirt that will get me laid?
Don't leave out: [www.sighco.com]
Not so much with the Sci-Fi but they have some Anime, Lovecraft, Horror and more.
@HN333
I see what you did there.
@NefariousNewt:
ThinkGeek also has a pretty great CosaNostra Pizza shirt
[www.thinkgeek.com]
@Seth L:
That "Toaster" shirt just made my day and I may have to buy one
Also, I guess not so much for sci-fi shirts but just good shirts in general, you can't really go wrong with [shirt.woot.com], which runs one shirt design each day for the ridiculous price of $10 (shipped!), at least for the first 1000, and then reprints the most popular ones for $15 (shipped), which is still a pretty respectable deal.
@hn333: i'm sorry, scientists have not yet perfect travel to alternate universes
@tetracycloide: Damn.
@bando84: What did I do?
@hn333: Maybe here...
(Probably NSFW, depending on your work)
[www.tshirthell.com]
@strider_mt2k: Thankee, Sai!
What would Sulu do?
I've got the pink one and it somehow attracts ladies.
@hn333
Seriously, I was being lame, but I have to explain it?
Well, you asked the question to end all questions, the impossible question, the question with no answer, the perfect set-up question for any of thousand of stupid "geeks don't get laid" jokes. I thought you did that on purpose to pose the perfect question that would get tons of funny replies. Guess I was wrong. But just for fun, here's the first things I thought of after reading yours:
"If anyone had that shirt, they'd be a geek god."
"As soon as you find out, let me know too."
"Geeks? Getting laid? I think someone gave you some bad information."
Geeks? Getting laid? On what planet does this happen?"
Geeks? Getting laid? Don't they have to leave their basements first?"
yeah, those sucked, that's why I went with the "I see what you did there" comment instead. Wait...are you making me explain all this to make me look like the idiot know? Ah-ha! I see what you did there. Again.
Offworld Designs is the best.
Thanks for the Chewie love, guys.
And what the hell is wrong with "going all Star Wars t-shirt on us?"
Star Wars t-shirts freakin ROCK!
@bando84: Great post
Fantastic Bonanza have a couple of sci-fi t-shirts, including a flying Ford Pinto in outerspace and a giant (potentially radioactive?) ice cream cone monster.
I'm especially glad to see that you picked up SEIBEI, because their stuff is awesome!
Kindred have some sci-fi movie t-shirts that are subtle and excellently designed.
Enclothe also have some terrific sci-fi t-shirts in a very nice style, including designs inspired by Orwell and Bradbury, among others.
We have some good ones at our website: [www.bangbangt-shirts.com]
What do you think?
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