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Cyberpunk may be in decline, but freaky cybersex with Traci Lords never goes out of style. In this completely inexplicable but utterly entertaining scene from Circuitry Man II, evil Plughead tries to wrest some information out of Lords' brain with what looks like an audio jack jammed into her neck. They keep moaning and whining about DNA, and then a guy is randomly screaming. It's just what they always told you teh interwebs would be like.
Traci Lords and Plughead Do the Cybernasty
Cyberpunk
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6:03 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By Annalee Newitz
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La petite mort. Time for a virtual cigarette.
This is recent? Wow, Traci is looking awesome.
Hey, that dude's got my S-Video cables jammed in his head. I'd been wondering what happened to those...
[Wonders if he screaming because they're piping her CD into his Headphone jacks]
*damming with faint praise* Well, at least Traci Lords is a better actress than Pam Anderson...
@ErictheTolle: OK now you're in dangerous territory. Do not fuck with Barb Wire!!!
Don't blame me. I'm just an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a pleasure terminal.
You do know Traci Lords acted in films underage. This may make this film technically child pornography. Check out wikipedia.org/wiki/Traci_Lords "By the time she was 18, Lords had appeared in 100 adult films."
@annalee: My major problem with Barb Wire is that it chewed up all the ad money that should have gone to 'MST3K: The Movie'.
@AmishJohn: OK, I totally agree with you on that. Long live MST3K!
This is not the first time I've seen something jammed into Traci Lords during a low-budget movie. Come to think of it, I seem to remember her male co-star having the same sort of look on his face after a about 5 minutes of "interfacing".
Of course, none of you expected these jokes. Of course.
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