Cate Blanchett Wants An Indiana Jones-Kebab

Cate Blanchett has totally evil hair as a Russian agent in the new Indiana Jones movie. Can Indy hold his own against Queen Elizabeth? Will her vicious wig block her peripheral vision and give him an advantage? Find out for yourself, below the fold. We also have the first details about season five of Stargate: Atlantis. Plus: a bizarre discovery on Doctor Who, a nonsensical transformation on Torchwood, and zany drama on Smallville. Spoilers ahead!

  • In season five of Stargate: Atlantis, the officious bureaucrat Woolsey (Robert Picardo from Voyager) takes over command of the expedition from Amanda Tapping's Samantha Carter. Tapping will still be a recurring character, but won't be in every episode because she's off starring in Sanctuary. Also appearing in some episodes: Tapping's SG-1 co-star Michael Shanks, and the back-from-the-dead Paul McGillion. (Thanks, RRich!) [TVGuide]
  • OMG crazy Doctor Who rumor: the Doctor finds out he has a daughter, played by Georgia Moffett, the real-life daughter of fifth Doctor Peter Davison. But it turns out aliens stole his DNA and knocked some woman up with the Doctor's baby without his knowing. [GallifreyanGazette]
  • And on Torchwood, supposedly Owen becomes a weevil-human hybrid, the Weevil King. Gwen gets pregnant with an alien baby. People step out of a 1920s black-and-white movie and wreak havoc. A mysterious medical facility named the Phram is saving people, but may have a sinister agenda, so Martha Jones (now part of the old United Nations Intelligence Taskforce) investigates. Oh, and there's a creepy church and a dying recluse who has something Torchwood wants. [Bad Wolf One]
  • In the Valentine's Day Smallville, Clark decides he's done saving Lex's behind, after Lex gets into trouble with the amnesiac Kara's gun-toting busboy-stalker boyfriend. [Kryptonsite]
  • But in that same episode, Lex gets super close to uncovering Krypton's secrets. [TVGuide]
  • A visitor from the future (Brian Austin Green) tries to remember the world of 2027, while Sarah tries to explain to Charlie why she left him, on the Feb. 19 Sarah Connor Chronicles. [SpoilerGeeks]
  • And here are a couple of new Indiana Jones pics, including one with Cate Blanchett. Indy looks really tired... [StarWars.com]
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