Night of the Bloody Apes, released on DVD by Something Weird Video, will take you deep into the mind of Julio, a man whose mad doctor dad replaces his failing heart with that of a healthy gorilla. But then Julio BECOMES THE GORILLA, unleashing his inner simian, attacking men and ripping off hot ladies' underwear in a very NSFW way. In this great clip, Julio rampages in the park. Here is what we imagine is his inner dialogue: "Oh hey, gonna rip yer tie! Now I'm gonna rip some plastic off your neck! Oh now you're dead. I poke your nose! Oh there's a lady! Oh yeah I'm running! I'm running!" The only thing the humans say is "AAAAAAAAH!" Yeah it's pretty awesome — maybe even better than Ape Canyon.

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