Night of the Bloody Apes, released on DVD by Something Weird Video, will take you deep into the mind of Julio, a man whose mad doctor dad replaces his failing heart with that of a healthy gorilla. But then Julio BECOMES THE GORILLA, unleashing his inner simian, attacking men and ripping off hot ladies' underwear in a very NSFW way. In this great clip, Julio rampages in the park. Here is what we imagine is his inner dialogue: "Oh hey, gonna rip yer tie! Now I'm gonna rip some plastic off your neck! Oh now you're dead. I poke your nose! Oh there's a lady! Oh yeah I'm running! I'm running!" The only thing the humans say is "AAAAAAAAH!" Yeah it's pretty awesome — maybe even better than Ape Canyon.
What Goes on in the Mind of a Surgically-Engineered Ape-Man? (NSFW)
5:00 PM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By Annalee Newitz
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I love this movie.
Just thought you guys should know that.
More titty, less rubbing ketchup on some guy's neck.
@TommySez: Gotta get the DVD if you want more titties! And there ARE more, I guarantee.
I'll give a non-sponsored endorsement: Something Weird Video rocks, and they gotta ton of goods. Get a catalog for the full shopping experience.
@TommySez: i agree completely.
I'm not sure sitting through all the "Cheezy Effects & Bad Acting" is worth seeing a few seconds or minutes Sagging Boobs... :(
Reminds me of the BBC series First Born, which had better production values:
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I'm with Plague, this movie is just as amazing as it sounds. My friends and I watch it around Halloween every year. Great rec.
It's no "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp"
Wait, did he replace his heart? Or his face?
Or was his face how he got the idea for the heart?
Cause I'm pretty sure gorilla heart doesn't also give you gorilla face.
Why did that half-naked man rub tomato sauce all over the guy in the suit?
What was her dress made out of, tissue paper?
@92BuickLeSabre: What about angry gorilla face?
@Gann: Is there any other kind of gorilla face?
(Don't let the Dian Fossey propaganda machine fool you!)
Why does the ape man wear his pants so high?
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