Night of the Bloody Apes, released on DVD by Something Weird Video, will take you deep into the mind of Julio, a man whose mad doctor dad replaces his failing heart with that of a healthy gorilla. But then Julio BECOMES THE GORILLA, unleashing his inner simian, attacking men and ripping off hot ladies' underwear in a very NSFW way. In this great clip, Julio rampages in the park. Here is what we imagine is his inner dialogue: "Oh hey, gonna rip yer tie! Now I'm gonna rip some plastic off your neck! Oh now you're dead. I poke your nose! Oh there's a lady! Oh yeah I'm running! I'm running!" The only thing the humans say is "AAAAAAAAH!" Yeah it's pretty awesome — maybe even better than Ape Canyon.

5:00 PM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By Annalee Newitz
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Plague at 05:21 PM on 02/18/08
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I love this movie.
Just thought you guys should know that.
TommySez at 05:34 PM on 02/18/08
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More titty, less rubbing ketchup on some guy's neck.
Annalee Newitz at 06:35 PM on 02/18/08
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@TommySez: Gotta get the DVD if you want more titties! And there ARE more, I guarantee.
gods-n-clods at 08:22 PM on 02/18/08
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I'll give a non-sponsored endorsement: Something Weird Video rocks, and they gotta ton of goods. Get a catalog for the full shopping experience.
antimatty at 08:53 PM on 02/18/08
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@TommySez: i agree completely.
keithldick at 09:01 PM on 02/18/08
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I'm not sure sitting through all the "Cheezy Effects & Bad Acting" is worth seeing a few seconds or minutes Sagging Boobs... :(
Chris at 10:15 PM on 02/18/08
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Reminds me of the BBC series First Born, which had better production values:

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DrMeteorologist at 01:06 AM on 02/19/08
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I'm with Plague, this movie is just as amazing as it sounds. My friends and I watch it around Halloween every year. Great rec.
strider_mt2k at 04:51 AM on 02/19/08
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It's no "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp"
92BuickLeSabre at 05:48 AM on 02/19/08
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Wait, did he replace his heart? Or his face?

Or was his face how he got the idea for the heart?

Cause I'm pretty sure gorilla heart doesn't also give you gorilla face.
shudderstep at 05:54 AM on 02/19/08
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Why did that half-naked man rub tomato sauce all over the guy in the suit?

What was her dress made out of, tissue paper?
Gann at 08:30 AM on 02/19/08
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@92BuickLeSabre: What about angry gorilla face?
92BuickLeSabre at 10:15 AM on 02/19/08
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@Gann: Is there any other kind of gorilla face?

(Don't let the Dian Fossey propaganda machine fool you!)
bighead at 12:44 PM on 02/19/08
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Why does the ape man wear his pants so high?