Somebody made a movie just for me. It could use some dragons, though.

I like boobies as much, if not more than the next guy but please...

If the rest of this film is as good as these clips, I'll pass on this one fast! The badness kills the hotness.

It's like being with your hottie while looking at a Bea Arthur poster.

When do you watch all these things Anna? I hope you get paid to do it, cause otherwise... *shudder*

Thats the word I was looking for...SHUDDER!

It's weird how someone happened to make a movie of my weekend.

Its nice to have choice...I have gotten into a few movies thanks to "found footage"

I stand by my prior assertion: boobs plus sci-fi = awesome. This truly looks excellent, thank you AnnaLee. Must find...

For squirmy girl action, give me a good ol' "Women in Prison" movie any day.

Anyone know of one set in outer space?

I always wondered what went on inside the Scientology Celebrity Center...

Annalee, if you're going to the special hell for bloggers they'll have to make room for a commenter too.

Annalee, the only reason you're going to hell-for-bloggers is because you didn't post more clips! :) Seriously -- boobies, robots, low-budget schlock... is there anything better in this world?

Ease down, Ripley. You've broken the transaxle.

In other words... I'm reading religiously now. You don't have to sling boobie videos at me every damned day and twice on Sundays to keep my interest anymore. Really. I'm starting to max out.

I have an old VHS copy of this film that I picked up just because the cover was so incredibly awful, in a Conan the Barbarian, Frank Franzetta kind of way. Gotta love the cheezy scifi covers!

@Sharpless -- the scantily clad women could be eating a banana

@moff: Yeah, that was me, filming in the bushes.

as an adult, i don't understand softcore.... or r rated things that exist merely to tittilate (that's right...tittilate). if that's what you want, let's just rip it off and do it! it's not like super hardcore, tumescent, throbbing, grinding and urgent porn is RARE or anything! i suppose it's for jr. high school kids trying to justify the rental of a "sci fi" movie....

I applaud this actress for being able to keep a semi-straight face while saying her lines. The talent of B-movie actors is highly underrated in my opinion.

Also, only robots + boobies? Where are the ROBOBOOBIES?

@Annalee Newitz: But I live in an apartment in Manhattan?

So, double kudos to you, my dear. You've seen some things that no one should ever have to. Sorry about the stuff with the toes and the Canola.

Yea seriously this soft core stuff is junior high. When are you going to review Cafe Flesh?

Is that villain getting a robomassage?

The dude has a badass robot and he names it Ralph?

@Sievetronix...L.A.M.F: If you're in need of hardcore porn, may I recommend fleshbot?
Personally, I like being able to visit this site while at work.

I'm all for robots and boobies, as long as they aren't roboboobies or *cough* machine gun jubblies.

@Zantor: Anyone know of one set in outer space?

Amazing what I remember from drunken college parties!Try Caged Heat 3000.

@zantor the only women in prison in space movie I can think of is caged heat 3000.

This movie, which of course I have seen, is all sorts of Skinemax win.

Double plus for a woman who is being tortured yet still has the composure and decency to cover her boobies and tease us with a delicious side peak.

Boobie Girl - "If you don't go with me now, I'm going alone" Walks off...

Android - Walks to stairs. "Oh fuck it, I wouldn't be able to make it up these stairs anyway."

My god... a sexy woman without fake boobs!! Ahhhhh (drool)

I'm more confused by why, if you insist on robot guards, you would make them vulnerable to 'feminine wiles'.

I think he needs a new programmer. Seriously.

Roboboobies? You mean...BARBEAUBOT!

[www.ebaumsworld.com]

What is that dude smoking in the second clip? Seriously. I want to know.

Oxygen?

is that a disembodied head hanging on the wall in the background of the second clip?

yeah, I watched it like 8 times...

@foolish-rain: Oh Yeah! Now thats what I'm talking about.

I hope it has "Cybil Danning" in it.

Thanks!

Annalee,

I still don't see the attraction here. This is so low-brow and juvenile.

I've watched the squirming, moaning, hot-girl clip dozens and dozens of times, over and over and over again.

You can bet I'll keep watching it over and over and over until I do get it!

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Skinamax Robo Porn.

Hurrah, sexploitation. Where, I ask you, are the psycho lady-run planets?

@taxbaby: in my pants!

remind me never to be alone in the same room with you guys EVER

Slave Girls is actually a loose remake of "The Most Dangerous Game."

It's actually pretty hysterical...at one point, they try to escape from the bad guy's complex through a window and one girl says "I wish I had a weapon. All I have is this big knife," or something to that effect.

True story: My mom recorded this off late night TV for me when I was around 10. I mean she recorded all the sci-fi she could find for me, but she actually recorded something called "Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity," and then let me watch it.

I think she was trying to compensate for all the showtunes.

@Seth L: Your mom sounds awesome!

@taxbaby: Luckily, we covered this topic exhaustively today!