Aww, you know it's Annalee's favorite when she abstains from spoilage.

Nowhere near as good as the first one, or even "Bride", but it does have its moments.
Plus, anything with Combs should be seen.

The zombie rat is cute, but why does he exist? I mean, I suppose if you're okay with making people mind-controlled zombies, animal testing isn't a big deal, but that's attention to detail that I couldn't muster if I were a mad scientist. All the same, I really hope he ends up eating that zombie's rapist's junk.

saw the first one..it was surprising good. the sequels are good too you say? i must check them out at some point then.

also, that chic was a zombie? they needed to add makeup or something to her...i thought she was just simply a woman being molested by a zombie

on a weirder note...is anyone else afraid of zombies? i know they're fake and all...but jesus they have to be some of the scariest lore ever created. dont need to eat, sleep, dont feel any pain, tough as hell to kill, and can and will turn ur best friend against you? not to mention they usually have the ability to spread their "disease" or whatever you wish to call it, like wildfire.

anyway, imho, in a zombie penis vs rat right, i think the rat might win. HOWEVER if it was an alien/zombie penis vs a rat, the penis would win. THis is because of the well known fact that when an alien/zombie penis become detached from its owner, that it turns into an alien/zombie worm/parasite/freaky deaky thingy, that would completely devour the rat in a matter of seconds

and yes...i have too much free time on my hands, why do you ask?

@jrghoull:
the "chic" wasn't a zombie. The recipient of the bitejob was.

@ plague

sorry for the derogatory term...too much digg.

"In this scene, the zombied warden tries to molest a zombied lady"

thats why i asked if she was or wasnt...didnt seem to be though, which is why i was confused in the first place.

@Plague: No they were both zombies. Remember how chick yelled in her super zombie voice at the other guy? Plus, if you watched the rest of the scene you'd see her totally zombie out with her boyfriend and crush his head brutally between her thighs.

@jrghoull: Hmmm, I think you have a point there about zombie alien penises.

I try to stay away from chicks with super zombie voice, they're kinda skeezy. Watch out for ones with kung-fu grip too, they usually have adam's apples.

Darn it, now I'm going to hum Detachable Penis for the rest of the night.

Gut instinct, without seeing anything else posted:

Zombie rat.

Well, we know from Species that normal rat is beaten by Alien tit tentacle. As for this, if both combatants are zombied, and dependent on the size of said penis, I'm gonna have to go for the rat. He has claws and teeth on his side. A NY rat can chew through concrete. While a penis can hammer a six inch spike through a board, I don't think it could masticate concrete. Now if the penis is huge, it could just roll over on the rat and smother it.

OK, way too much thought into this.

Who wins?
EVERYBODY.

@Annalee Newitz:
I stand corrected. Been a while since I've seen this advancement of the art.
You know, watchin' "The Hills Have Eyes 2" and all...

@Plague: You should rewatch. It just gets better with each new viewing. You see subplots and subtleties you missed before . . . come to appreciate the multi-layered characters, the fine acting . . .

Great scene. The music video that comes along with the movie is the icing on the cake, though.

Black Sheep has the best penis moment on film. The New Zeland movie, not the Chris Farley one.