We've been wondering for a while about Sinestro's sexuality. The fascistic alien conqueror, from DC Comics' Green Lantern series, sports a neat little mustache and a costume that's skin-tight and unusually heavy on the gold lamé, even by superhero/supervillain standards. And then we discovered a page from an old Green Lantern comic that made our sex questions even more pressing — and so we decided to talk to the comic's writer and shed some light on what makes Sinestro happy.
Here's the page that started us questioning Sinestro's orientation. It comes from Green Lantern #221, part of the Millennium cross-over. In a nutshell, the Green Lanterns (a space police force with magic wishing rings) are protecting a group of humans who are supposed to develop into the next stage of human evolution. It all goes horribly wrong, as you can read here. Those humans are supposed to evolve into quasi-gods and save the universe, or something.
One of those humans, Extraño, is very, very gay. He wears a pink shirt unbuttoned to his waist, huge earrings and chains. And he says things like, "I'd like to see some men in uniform!" (Sadly, he later gets AIDS.) In this scene from Green Lantern #211, the Green Lanterns have captured Sinestro, the would-be ruler of everything, and they're keeping him tightly bound. But Sinestro decides to flirt with Extraño. Is it a ploy? Or just a genuine moment of attraction? You be the judge: 
So I had to ask Steve Englehart, the writer of that comic (and Millennium in general) what was going on here. Was Sinestro really gay? Or just pretending? Since another member of Sinestro's race, Katma Tui, married an Earthman (John Stewart), he definitely could have something akin to human sexuality. Here's what Engelhart says:
I haven't thought about Sinestro for a while, obviously, but here's my take:So there you have it.He has an powerful, intense, crafty mind. He's the equal or better of most GLs, because he was one, and he's set himself against all 3600 of them. It's the life-choice of a man with an immense ego and grandiose imagination, who has no respect for conventional boundaries. His one overriding, single-minded goal is winning, and he will do anything to accomplish it. So - I don't see him thinking about sex much. At least to my time, we never saw him with another person, let alone another male or female. But since, in effect, he doesn't care, he would certainly seduce Extaño if that would help him, and he would certainly sleep with him in Times Square of that would help him. In other words, he's neither gay, straight, nor metro, he's just sociopathic.













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So crazy people can't be sexy? Time to boycott DC.
Amen to that!
OK, second image (the big one) should be showing up in a sec...
@AmericanHector: I'm confused... which crazy person are you talking about? In any case, I wouldn't boycott DC now because of someone who wrote for the company 20 years ago.
...so he's bizarro Freddy Mercury.
@92BuickLeSabre: He really is. Except he no talk bizarro. Pity.
@Charlie Jane Anders: I'm just screwing around.
Hold on here, I'm confused. Are you saying that there are some STRAIGHT super-heroes and villians? Huh.
@Charlie Jane Anders: Maybe he sings bizarro though! Is there any proof that he doesn't?
Superman's gravitas : Bizarro Superman's awkwardness
Freddy Mercury's singing brilliance : Sinestro's tone-deaf karaoke skills
Now wait a second... I drop a bombshell in a Batman post that Joker may be a big 'mo, but this is the character you go looking into? Jeez.
He does bear a striking resemblance to John Waters...
all I know is the beginning part of the Sinestro Corps had him naked, and that is truly uncomfortable
Respect to Stainless Steve, but I'd ask Geoff Johns instead.
Hey, every woman who's ever been in love with me was certifiably insane!
(At least they didn't have power rings and try to destroy the universe...)
Well, as long as the gay guy is either super-evil or dies a painful death. Aren't those really the only two options DC's wildly creative professional writers have?
@RRich: I actually did ask Geoff Johns... he never got back to me. I'll ping him again and see what he says next week.
@munkles: Did something bad happen to Obsidian, and I missed it?
what ever happen to sealab?
@Charlie Jane Anders: Not at all. He's on the last page of the new JSA issue with his dad and Alan is sporting his Kingdom Come armor.
@Charlie Jane Anders: Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Pansexuality FTW!
I think the point is that some people have better things to do than get laid. Which is a concept I think is foreign to most.
So we know Sinestro will be gay if its convenient. Question is..... when he does think its convenient... Would he be willing to be a catcher....
@cde: It all depends on the size of the mitt he can make with his ring...
So Sinestro is like Captain Jack, in that his sexuality can be described with the statement:
"You are an entity that is not me and has holes, lets hook up"
I can dig that.
Even though I knew that headline wasn't a synopsis of an upcoming comic coming in, I'm still a tad disappointed ;)
Still, very interesting article regardless!
@ElijahDProphet: You make it seem like Jack isn't narcissistic enough that he wouldn't do himself, or a clone/hallucination of himself :P
@cde: Ha! Of course!
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