Buck Rogers faced the same problem that vexed Gilligan, the Professor, and the Skipper. Except instead of "Mary Ann or Ginger?" it was "Wilma or Ardala?" You have to admit, that's a pretty tough choice. Especially since both women are tough, calculating, skilled, and in powerful positions. We all know Buck preferred Colonel Wilma Deering (who outranked him), but there were plenty of scenes where he looked ready to "biddi biddi biddi" with Princess Ardala. Which do you think he should have dated? Examine the evidence and sound off in today's thawed-out triviagasm.
- Wilma Deering first appeared in the August 1928 "Armageddon 2419 A.D." story that ran in Amazing Stories magazine, and she is depicted as heroic and beautiful. In the story, she encounters Anthony Rogers (not yet "Buck" Rogers) in the during a war in the far future. Anthony joins her team of fighters, and at end of the story, they get married. *sniffle*
- in the late 20s to the mid 60s, Wilma also appeared in the Buck Rogers comic strip, although she was much more of a stock female character instead of the spunky adventurer from the pulps.
- In the Buck Rogers serial that ran in 1939, Lieutenant Wilma Deering encountered a thawed-out Buck Rogers and Buddy Wade, and together they fought the oppressive regime of Killer Kane.
- In the 1979 television show Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Wilma was played by Erin Gray, and had made it all the way to Colonel. However, she was now a near-emotionless soldier with little interest in Buck. Although as time went by she opened up and tossed her shiny hair more, while continuing to dazzle as a pilot and a fighter.
- In the Buck Rogers XXV Roleplaying Game, Wilma is described as a strawberry blonde with a fiery temper, and as an "8th level Terran warrior and a freedom fighter." But, she still serves as a love interest for Buck.
- Princess Ardala was one of Buck's enemies in the comic strip, along with her sidekick Kane. However, she didn't appear in the 1939 serial at all.
- Ardala became the vampiest scifi television show vixen on the airwaves when she appeared in the first season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, although they didn't bring her back for season two.
- She was portrayed by actress Pamela Hensley, and she frequently wore very little clothing. In most of her episodes, she puts Carrie Fisher's Slave Girl Leia bikini to shame. Fairly racy stuff on television for 1979.
- Buck finds himself in the episode "Awakening" from the 1979 television series, and is first discovered by a Draconian fighter. He's brought aboard the flagship Draconia, where he meets the Draconian emperor Draco extremely briefly, and is then left with the Draconian Princess, Ardala. These people really need to buy a book of baby names or something.
- Surprisingly, Ardala only made four actual appearances on the show, but it's impossible to think of it without remembering her slinky cattiness.
- In one episode of the show, Ardala holds her own "shotgun wedding" where she points a massive orbital weapon at New Chicago, and threatens to blow it off the map if Buck doesn't consent to being her consort. He thwarts her, and she lets him go... looks like she's a fan of captive men.
So, who do you think Buck should choose?













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Erin Gray = phenomenal.
What was the question again?
There's no easy way to tell. They'll have to oil-wrestle it out, with kissing.
(Wow. Before io9 was even dreamed of, you could have predicted my answer.)
Buck should have taken lessons from Starbuck -- a smile and a wink and Athena would forget all about his philandering.
Colonel. Simply because I hate the Princess role ever since Peach was in another castle.
And damn it io9, you should stick with the new main page color scheme. The Battlestar black + gunsmoke looks better then concrete grey.
Princess Ardala looks like a man. It's Wilma Deering/Erin Gray all the way.
I'm just barely old enough to remember that there was an intro song to Buck Rogers, that (I believe) only played on the original airing pilot. I never saw it again on any of the re-runs.
The voice over at the beginning is expanded too.
Ah, good times, good times…
I'm going with Erin.
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@eris404: Never seen a man look like that. You must know some pretty amazing dudes.
@moff: And yet now you have a way to share it with the world. A world that agrees with you.
I don't think it matters... obviously Buck was already doing every one of the NBC programming staff - how else could the embarrassingly bad show have stayed on the air?!?
Colonel Deering/Erin Gray by country mile. No Contest.
When I look at Princess Ardala, I think back to Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore."
Erin Gray is obviously much prettier and wholesome but Princess Ardala was always so nasty and naughty with her bikinis decorated by the Bedazzler. I remember that Ardala had a leatherman bodyguard called Tigerman who in another episode was replaced by Pantherman.
Erin Gray hands down [*]
even as a 9 year old I knew Ardala was a whore.
* pants
Off thing! off thing!
@Chimaera: That is precisely what my ex-girlfriend said when we happened upon a random Buck Rogers clip with Ardala one day. I should give her a call.
Crunchy would eat both of them and see who was less painful... 4 hours later
Erin Gray any day
Intrada recently released the Buck Rogers soundtrack on cd. It includes the song, Suspension, featured in the pilot movie but whose tune was used as the main series theme. It's a great record with some awesome disco stuff plus actual terrific action scoring by Stu Phillips. Here's a link: [store.intrada.com]
Meanwhile to the question at hand -- Ardala looks really great in some photos and Wilma's helmet is a big turn off.
But I think I'd probably go for Wilma. She was less slutty.
I should probably save this comment for Jezebel.com, but Ardala is WAY couture, and Wilma is SO catalog-commercial.
They should've had a pose-off.
This is a no brainer. Erin Gray + Lynda Carter made me the man I am. OK, with a little help from Lynn Minmay, but I have the grace to be ashamed of that. Well, a little anyhow.
Ardala really? Are you nuts? Ask ANY hetero dude in their mid - to late 30's and they will say that Erin Grey in White Spandex made them understand why girls were so important. I have had this conversation many many times over the years and Erin/Wilma is always mentioned.
Ardala? Never.
How is this even a question? What right thinking person given half the chance wouldn't _still_ salute Colonel Deering? Twice! Before breakfast!
As an aside, thanks to Internet that helmet now looks to me as though it should be in lime green.
why choose? if cinemax has taught me anything you can have both, and a mild contemporary track played in the backround.
As the rightful ruler of the planet Mongo and indeed of the Universe, I can only join my Imperial House with the House of Draco.
The daily black and white comic strip had Ardala as a flat chested flapper who was unreliable, deceitful, and dumb.
The TV Ardala knew how to give the lie to THAT.
Ah, memories. Dad always scolded Buck for even thinking about running off with that evil slut when he had Wilma to come home to. Mom agreed that a nice hunk like Buck ought to have a nice girl like Wilma. I just loved the sci-fi and bright colors.
Erin Gray. End of argument. BTW, that purple jumpsuit is making me dizzy. *gets light-headed*
I also agree with the above posters that Erin Gray and Linda Carter had a profound affect on my development.
Erin Gray shaped my young life. Oh, how I loved her before I even knew what love was.
Erin Gray. Doesn't matter if she's wearing spandex in "Buck Rogers" or a dress in "Silver Spoons." Erin Gray.
Yep, it's both. Col. Deering was the good girl. Ardala was the bad girl. They both made me feel funny in my pants. There were some benefits to growing up in the 70s.
Yes, I will admit I watched this stuff, and if I;m remembering correctly, this is really a moot point. I recall one episode where, after everything was said and done, Buck, Wilma, and Princess Ardala walked off, presumably to spend the evening together.
And we all KNEW what was meant there. Glen Larson was every bit as much a letch as Gene Roddenberry.
I seem to recall erin grey in modeling underwear in a nytimes advertising supplement.
definately erin grey.
Col. Wilma Deering wins, although Buck certainly did show off his big guns and flirt a lot with Ardala.
I see autographed pictures of Erin Gray in The Jumpsuit are going for about $30 on eBay. TVGuide quotes Erin: "[The uniform] was a vice-like girdle... Wilma didn't sit very often - she couldn't. The suit was [made from] the original Spandex material that had no give to it." So much for space age fabrics.
This show was some of the best after-school viewing I ever had. Much better than seeing the same Brady Bunch episode for the 20th time.
My first time at DragonCon, my girlfriend wanted to get Erin Gray's autograph for her father. While we were over there, she winks at me over my girlfriend's shoulder, and suddenly, I'm 5 years old again. I blushed, I looked away, I stumbled over my feet. She's still beautiful.
And, I just bought this set the other day. Ardala was my dirty little secret crush when I was a kid. But, Wilma Deering made me a man. The kind of man who wondered just what color jumpsuit is Wilma going to be wearing in this episode. So, my vote is for Wilma...All the way, and no thinking twice.
Erin Gray. Sexy, gorgeous, intelligent, and has a fantastic laugh!
Ardala = slut
The Eternal dilemma:
Spandex clothing, or minimal clothing.
Hmmmm.
Without a doubt it has to be Erin Gray. In 1979 she was by far without a doubt the sexiest woman on T.V.
Um, why not both? Yes, I'm greedy.
Seriously, if I could only pick one then it would be Wilma. From the minute I saw her, I knew I loved women.
I had more questions about Buck though. As a youngster, I never could quite figure out why Buck would run away from Ardala (aside from marriage and being forced to wear the exploding marriage collar.) Now I figure that those 500 years in the deep freeze did something to little Buck.
Wilma is sweet & sexy in the "girl next door" way.
Ardala is sultry and sassy in the "stripper down the street" way.
I vote for the "Intergalactic Threesome", after all, It's been 500 years!
"BeeDee-BeeDee-BeeDee...Buck, your my kind of guy!"
How about switchin' days with each?
some choices just shouldn't be made.
Erin Gray is hot and amazing. So, Wilma Deering. No contest.
Erin gray ALL the way!
Even before I knew what girls were. I knew she was kick-ass!
Wilma Deering/Erin Grey of course! She was competent and sexy, while Ardala seemed to be a strange mixture of spoiled princess and trailer trash.
choose? why should i have to choose? why should we have to choose? it's the goldurned spandexed, droided, 25th century! i want them both (and have since before puberty). if they both wish to be the domme i shall gladly submit.
@Crunchy: Crunchy talks about himself in the third person. Crunchy worries me a bit...
@Zantor: I fully support your viewpoint. I choose choice! Put your hands together.
Tough choice. Erin Gray ftw.
the solutionis simple dont chose at all.Marry wilma and have princess mcslutty on the side.wilma will give birth to the children and buck still gets to "do" a royal .NIIICE
Is it just my rosy memories, or were women 'shinier' in the Seventies? Quite apart from her spray-on spandex flirt suit (um, I mean flight suit) there's got to be enough industrial-strength, weapons-grade lacquer in Wilma's hair to make her helmet utterly redundant.
And surely this is but the opening round in the great Battle of the Space Babes (hot oil optional)?
Oh, and of course Erin wins this round.
@ComicDork: I am 40, and you are so right. Ardala, even with my 12 year old mind, was the girl you screwed around with. Deering always brought you home.
God, that blue spandex uniform, YUM-O!
I don't it's even a case of good vs. bad; because you know when Buck (or you) melted that cold exterior she'd do every nasty thing you could dream up.
Here total hotness amped up when she got turned by that space vampire.
I was alwyas hoping Buck would hook up with the Princess so I could have Colonel Deering all to myself.
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What's to choose?
Princess "Rule by my side and know pleasures unending" Ardala
or
Colonel "Not until marrage and you wipe your feet" Deering
Take the Princess then capture Derring and do the "special" interrogation technique if you know what I mean and I think you do...
Col. Deering/Erin Gray, definitely. But I already said that. :)
I can't believe I'm the first one to say this:
Colonel Deering...IN Ardala's outfit.
I'll be in my bunk.
@Annalee Newitz: Look at her jaw. She practically has an adam's apple, too. And yeah, when I was younger and (more) broke, I lived near the area where all the transvestite hookers trolled for johns. They pretty much looked like her.
@goldfarb:
thats why she so HOT. cuz she's so NASTY
why should he choose? have Buck could have had both. Wilma FTW!
Take Ardala, become Emperor, subjugate Earth and make Deering you consort. Done and done.
I'm with the sentiment that choosing is ridiculous - just have both! Muahaha!
Ha ha I wrote those two in a cat fight once for an episode of the 26th Century. Wilma won ;).
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