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Frank Henelotter, the exploitation genius who brought you Frankenhooker, Brain Damage, and the Basket Case trilogy, is finally showing his new flick, Bad Biology, at film festivals. At the Philadelphia Film Festival, where Bad Biology premiered, Henenlotter told the audience that his goal was to make a movie that was "just wrong." Henenlotter fan Shepard Wong posted about the plot of this movie, which will lay to rest the question of what can come next after Brian Yuzna already brought you a zombie penis vs. zombie rat fight.
Wong, who saw the film at the Philly Film Festival and loved it, explains the plot thusly:
Jennifer is a photographer who was born with at least 7 clitorises. She is an insatiable nymphomaniac whose enthusiastic lovemaking often ends in the death of her partners. She lives a life devoid of any hope of happiness until she crosses paths with Batz.Praise be! Henenlotter is back, and he's more awesome than ever.Batz has a 24 inch, drug addicted penis with a mind of its own, literally. After Jennifer accidentally sees Batz monster phallus, she has a renewed hope that she may have finally found her one true love. Unfortunately, before the two can get together and live happily ever after, Batz penis detatches from his owner and goes out on a rampage around town, attacking every hot, naked girl it can find.
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When Frank Henelotter says a movie is "just wrong," you know that it's just right.
I wonder if only Plague and I are excited about this.
It makes me happy when someone continually tries to be crazier with each endeavor.
And this wasn't based on a hentai story you say?
@Plague:
Clicked before I was done.
And this has SIXTEEN DAMN YEARS of craziness built into it.
Too bad it probably won't even make it onto DVD intact.
@Spiral: Henenlotter is too old school to know about hentai. He's the real deal, getting this stuff right out of his twisted mind.
@Plague: I will not rest until I get a screener. WANT!!!!
@Annalee Newitz: That shows that Japanese culture still has lessons in fuckeduppedness to learn from the rest of the world.
And I thought Brain Damage took the cake for being screwed up. Henenlotter never disappoints when it come to freakiness.
@Annalee Newitz: My thoughts exactly.
Oh I am totally in for this.
Well, not in for that. I mean, death by sex is better than death by not-sex, but not enough better to outweigh...you know, the dying part.
But for the movie? So. In.
The cumming attractions on My Space are pretty intriuging.
Woot, I got around to watching Frankenhooker last week for the first time in a decade, good times. I'd be interested in this new one.
I used to have a Frankenhooker DVD with "talking" packaging. If you pushed the button on the front, it would say "Wanna date?"
@BadUncle: DVD?? I meant "VHS."
The trailer needs to be posted.
But it is SOOOOOOOOOOO NSFW.
@Plague: Trailer WHERE????
... so, they do know that penises don't usually contact clitorises, right? I mean, what with the vagina being down a couple inches and all.
C'mon, filmmakers. I get tired of correcting your sorryass anatomical ignorance all day.
Crunchy does not look favorabley on bio-terrorism wrapped in a facade of sex and debauchery at least not before 9 p.m..
That's hilarious. If you had 7 clitorises why would you need a monster dong? I should think just wearing your own underwear would be enough.
@Annalee Newitz:
Here it is.
FULL ON NSFW WARNING:
[www.dreadcentral.com]
Cue King Missile, "Detachable Penis" as credits role.
"I found my penis on a streetcorner--some guy was selling it!"
@taxbaby: But she has SEVEN of them -- maybe some are in directly contactable areas? Like her hands? As somebody who has always wanted more clitorises, this is totally the movie for me.
Clit geek note: Greg Bear has characters with multiple clitorises on their faces in the novel Slant.
@Liz Henry: Oh Liz. You and your REALISM will destroy science fiction!!!!
Wow. That trailer. That crazy Henelotter!
Yes! thanks for the find Plague, that's sweet. Can't wait. Funny how much the video looks after not having made a movie in 16 years, heh.
@Plague: Wow...just wow! Good find.
@bitgod:
It certainly does look like movie making tech for Frank hasn't changed at all in 16 years...
Oh my hell. That trailer alone totally fulfilled my WTF quota for today.
@Plague: Genius, really. Thanks. This is the real grindhouse.
And wasn't Seven Clitorises and a 24 Inch Dong also the name of one of your old punk bands?
Heh! Wackiness abounds...
-Kle.
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