Checks in tha mail - I'm gonna clone me some pornstar sex slaves

Imma inject some into my brain and just hope they don't grow a tumor.

@spacedcowboy: Good call, but I will just steal them with my clone army.

That clock in the corner is probably the most accurate depiction of sex I've ever seen.

Don't fall for it! They'll take your money and just send you a baggie of oregano!

Cartman: Fine! I don't need you assholes! I can sell these fetuses all on my own!
[Cartman's house, later. He's up in his room placing cold calls to business he finds in the Yellow Pages.]
Cartman: Hello. Is this theee University of Colorado Biology Department? ...Great, uh I understand you're corrently doing research on stem cells? Kewl, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted fetuses that I'm looking to unload? ...Uh, how much do you pay? ...No, no, come on, ah I got a guy who's gonna give me eighty dollars a pound right now. ...How about a hundred? ...Oh you're breaking my balls- I, I'll think about it.
[later]
Bosnod Medical Group? ...Yeah, I called earlier about the stem cells and the fetuses? ...Okay, hi Randy, yeah. ...Oh yes, they've been kept in a cool temperature, yeah. ...These are primo fetuses, Randy, I wouldn't jerk you around. ...So what can your company give me for 'em? ...Oh Randy, you're breaking my balls here. ...You're breaking my balls, Randy.
[later]
Oh plehease! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? You tell me, Chuck? ...Yeah, I didn't think so-You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either. Uh huh. ...So are you gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep bullshitting each other? Breakin' my balls, Chuck.
[later]
I gotta unload these fetuses, you wannan do some research. Are we talkin' here or what? You're breaking my balls. ...I'm telling you, if you let this deal pass you by, you're making a fetal mistake. [suddenly grins and covers the receiver with his right hand] That's a joke [removes his hand from the receiver] ...A hundred ten. ...Alright, alright, we got a deal. ...Good bye. [hangs up and relaxes, putting his feet up on his desk and his hands behind his head] Damn I'm good.

This beats the heck out of those crummy Sea Monkeys I bought last week.

Uhhh while stem cells can be all science fictiony, storing cored blood for stem cells is really about have back up stem cells in case your child gets fetal leukemia..

But whatever.

@DocGratis: Oh dear, that is serious. Color me chagrined.

@DocGratis: Are you sure? I think it's just about having some stem cells around in case. Anybody can use the cells, after all. It's just handy that you can get some from your baby!

Well in some cases fetal cord blood can be used by related siblings, the theoretical primary treatment is for the infant.

The cord blood banking companies would like to make it sound like it has a hundred uses.. but right now no.

[en.wikipedia.org]

I should add that right now the primary stem cells being isolated from cord blood are hematopoetic stem cells (the cells that make all the types of blood cells). This is essentially the same thing as a bone marrow transplant, except is it non invasive. But the cells are the same cells.