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Cylon Politics Get Out of Control

Last night's episode of Battlestar Galactica was one of the best in a very long time — better, by far, than the season premiere last week — because we got to go further inside the Cylon social system than ever before. And it wasn't just gooey computer interfaces and creepy threesomes with Baltar. At last we're seeing the gripping political conflict of the New Caprica episodes again, only this time around the Cylons are breaking into warring factions rather than the humans. It turns out the Cylons are as divided as the humans over what direction they should go (literally and figuratively). Some, like Six, want to follow "the one true god" and find their mystical destiny; others, like Brother Cavil, prefer the pragmatic rationalism of war. Spoilery recappage ahead.

Before we jump into the cool Cylon stuff, let's check in with the humans.

A lot of the human characters become their own foils in this episode, called "Six of One." Adama finds himself believing that Starbuck's return is a miracle, and that she may indeed hold the key to finding Earth as she claims. Roslin, who has always been a religious woman and has led the whole fleet into danger to follow her goddess-motivated instincts, has become the hard-bitten doubter. She's clearly pissed about her impending death from cancer, and gets into a pretty nasty fight with Adama over Starbuck. Roslin doesn't there's anything miraculous about Starbuck — she just thinks the macho pilot is a Cylon. Probably doesn't help things that Starbuck broke into the president's bedroom with a gun and screamed at her about how she knows the way to Earth.

And Lee, Adama's military jock son, has started wearing stretchy v-neck sweaters after deciding for sure to join the council to work with Zarek on political stuff. There's a lot of tearful "goodbye to Lee" scenes among the military types in this episode, and when Lee gives the news to Starbuck in her prison cell they share one of those tongue-down-your-throat moments that prove the two of them need to do some therapeutic communicating and work through their issues by using "I' statements.

Meanwhile the four Cylon sleeper agents decide that Baltar, king of the folk-rock ninja girl cult, might have some insights into their Cylonic predicament. But how will they establish contact with him? "He poked a Cylon," Tigh says in his most I-am-a-fucked-up-badass voice. So it's decided that poor Foster will get into Baltar's confidence by fucking him. Were you thinking the sexual issues swirling around Baltar couldn't get any more nauseating after last week's cult sex moment? Well I've got news for you. TEN TIMES MORE YUCKY. But yucky with a cause, because it looks like Baltar's hookup with Foster may well change him into a guy with a shred of decency. Especially after Foster cries when they fuck, and then asks him plaintively whether Cylons cry.

Oh, and by the way, Baltar is now seeing Baltar in his head — the dressy Baltar that Caprica Six used to see in her head when Baltar wasn't around. Yeah, it's a very what-the-hell moment when Baltar talks to Baltar about porking Foster.

So while Baltar is getting down and Adama and Roslin are not getting it on, the Cylons are falling apart. In a Cylon council meeting, we discover that the Cylons suspect the final five are in the human fleet, and that the Sixes, Boomers and Leobens want to reach out to them somehow. Cavil, on the other hand, wants to follow the rules, which say that the Cylons shouldn't think or talk about the final five. Six makes a passionate speech about following the destiny of the one true god, and how there is some mystical thing they need to know because of what the "original programmers" intended. I think this is the first time I've heard them talk about the "original programmers." Who the hell are they?

So Six is basically advocating a kind of intelligent design theory of life, where the Cylons should figure out what the original programmers wanted, and follow the destiny intended for them by those programmers. Cavil, on the other hand, is all rationalism. He wants to keep up the orderly military Cylon fleet, and screw destiny. Especially if that destiny involves dealing with humans or upsetting the Cylon social order.

Turns out that Cylon social order is much less cohesive than we were led to believe in previous episodes. Though we've seen human-sympathizers among the Cylons before, it has always seemed as if the Cylon models acted as unanimous, collective-consciousness units. But in this episode, we find out that it isn't just Sharon 2 and Caprica Six who can become Model Traitors and go against what others in their model want. In a fight between Cavil's faction and Six's faction over the whole destiny vs. rationalism thing, one of the Sharon models defects and goes over to the Cavil side.

Apparently that's never happened before in an official Cylon council vote, and it results in the most explosive and cool development of this and last season.

Here's how it happens. We find out that the toaster Cylons (the Raider ships and Centurion warriors) aren't just born obedient animals. They are actually born as thinking beings whose minds are "shaved down" or "suppressed" by the Cavils and Simons. Six, Leoben, and Sharon want Cavil's crew to stop drilling the brains out of the Raiders and Centurions (awesome Raider brain-drilling scene, by the way). They view the evolving intelligence of the toasters as part of the one true god's plan, destiny, all that crap. Cavil and Co. think it's better to have dumb warriors to fight for them and don't mind doing a lot of brain-drilling to make those warriors into killing machines.

When the issue of whether to keep drilling or not comes to a vote, there's a stalemate. But then one of the Sharons defects to Cavil's side. Whoa. Apparently no Cylon has ever voted against its model before. The Cylons are starting to become individuals. What that means, in the short term, is that Samuel gets to keep drilling on the Raiders.

In the long term what it means is that Six stages a coup. She removes the intelligence suppressors in the Centurion's brains, and tells them about how they and their Raider brothers are being oppressed. Then she walks into the Council chamber to confront Cavil. At first Cavil is cavalier, yelling at Six that her beliefs really "rankle his ass." I love a Cylon whose ass gets rankled, by the way. That's when she brings in the big guns — a bunch of Centurions — and tells Cavil about how pissed his toaster brothers are. It's class warfare among the Cylons! Needless to say, the Centurions blow away the Cavils, Simons, and Number Fives who are hanging out in the meeting room.

A big question for next episode is what exactly this coup means. Can't Cavil and Co. just get reborn? Why would it even make any difference if the Centurions killed them? I'm also looking forward to finding out what a smart Centurion and fully-intelligent Raider might have to say. Will more models start factionalizing like Sharon did? These are exactly the kinds of interesting, meaty developments that are putting BSG back on track this season. We're also getting answers about how the Cylons run their society, and concrete shifts in our long-static characters.

And — may the one true god help me — I'm even curious about what's going to happen with greasy Gaius and weepy Foster after their night of grody love.

One thing we know for sure: Adama is following his instincts and as the show concludes he's secretly given Starbuck and Helo an old garbage ship so they can try to find Earth — based on Starbuck's "feeling." So Starbuck is off on a maverick mission, Baltar is poking a Cylon again, and the Raiders are about to start reading Karl Marx.

So say we all!

4:05 PM on Sat Apr 12 2008
By Annalee Newitz
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  • REally enjoyed thsi episode. Season 4 is shaping up good. Oh well, back to counting down the days until next friday. :)

  • I felt a very revealing moment about the show was when Starbuck told Adama that when she was in Earth orbit she felt as though she had never left.

    This hints at the direction that the show may take with the finale along with other tidbits of information shown over the last several seasons. It seems to me that taken together, and correlating to our own real experience, Kobol was settled from Earth originally instead of the other way around. It also seems to me that there is a parallel drawn between how the Cylon's are developing and how the humans came to inhabit the colonies.

    This leads to the speculation that when and if the Galactica ever reaches Earth it will find a world thousands of years in our future and that, in a suitable twist, we created the colonists much as they created the Cylons.

  • Nice summary...

    One minor point. I don't think the "shaved down" or "suppressed" normally occurs. This is a new concept that they came up with to 'fix' the problem with the raiders not attacking the fleet.

    My impression was the raider have a moderate level of intelligence and independent initiative (see Scar), the shaving is a new idea.

    I also wonder if the Cents aren't even lower (with their inhibitors in).

    Now who knows?
    (also love the return of the hybrids "spouting metaphysical dribble" or whatever he calls it)

  • Well I may be in the minority on this one, but I found the exposition a little ham-fisted. I little to tell and not show. Also not impressed with Helfer, who I usually adore. Guess it's just me though!

  • @DocGratis: Oh, I like the idea that they developed it to make the Raiders attack when they should. Though there's so little discussion of the backstory in the episode that we don't know for sure how long they've been lobotomizing the Raiders and Centurions. Though we do know for sure that the Raiders have evolved recently, we don't know how recently.

  • @PVIII: Yeah, explication in almost any show or movie is always a little ham-fisted I think. But in this case, I was able to overlook it because the info was so interesting.

  • Dis anyone catch the Starbuck nod to the original Starbuck from the season premier?

    Its very subtle, but theres a scene where she gets out of her viper and does the same body language and smile as Dirk Benedict used to do on the original series.

    It was weird seeing the new Starbuck become the old Starbuck for just a few seconds.

  • oops did not dis... lol

  • @Annalee Newitz: Did the Raiders actually evolve, or were they always capable of responding to the presence of the Final Five and this was simply the first time anyone saw what happens when they encounter one? Guess we don't have enough info yet...

  • Sorry to nitpick but every time I read "Samuel" it really rankled my ass ;) Model #4 is actually named Simon. Or at least that's what he called himself back on the farm on Caprica.

    I absolutely loved when 6's head baltar appeared to Baltar. Do you think there will ever be a head baltar vs. head six argument with Baltar acting as referee?

  • @Annalee Newitz: I took six's disgust at the shaving down to suggest that it is not a established procedure..

    To go further (and more into speculation), the Centurions (with their inhibitors) would not have been capable of noting the final five (they have shot at 3 of the 5 on a regular basis)

    But this is the first time a Raider had a one on one with one of the final five.

    @Monsieur.Mind: I would say that this could be the first time a raider was one on one with a final five. (excluding shooting at the Chief in a Raptor)

  • @DocGratis: Oops I would have to also exclude the one that Starbuck brought back.. but we could assume that it was effectively lobotomized before Starbuck found it (with a bullet)

  • @Monsieur.Mind: Not enough info. But maybe when the Raider scanned Anders that activated the "evolve intelligence" programs? That would be interesting.

  • "I think this is the first time I've heard them talk about the 'original programmers.'"

    That's because it's all being pulled out of Moore's ass. There are a number of things in these last few episodes that reek of eleventh-hour retconning, and it's "rankling my ass". I want to know why, in all of his time on Caprica as a resistance fighter, and all of his time on New Caprica, did no Cylon finger Anders as one of their own? Hell, Tigh was a captive of them for a good long time, even getting one of his apparently-important-scan-target eyes removed, and they didn't ID him?

    Felgercarb.

    I don't think these four were Cylons when this story started. I doubt they were when season 3 started. It's like Nina Myers being a mole at the end of season 1 of 24. Something brought in at the end in a "wouldn't it be wild if..." thing that stuff from before contradicts, but let's just hope no one notices. Raises the question, "Does Moore know who the final Cylon is?"

    I betcha it's Boxey.

  • Small point since he's proven to be almost non-existent as a character, but the #4 model is Simon, not Samuel. Samuel is Sam Anders.

  • @Marcus:
    While I would never suggest that these kind of developments are not pulled out of people's asses all the time...

    What if:
    The skin jobs don't notice the final five because they were "programed not to look for them".

    The raiders have a less evolve intelligence more instinctive, like dogs. And were able to sense them (in close proximity)
    They have been referred to ask "like a pet" numerous times.

    The Toaster heads? I dunno, that inhibitor? Maybe?

  • on the question regarding the Cylons just being reborn again, if you remember Diana kept killing herself over and over as she was getting stronger and stronger impressions of 'god' and also that each time a Cylon gets reborn it becomes more difficult or hurts more and more.

    and what about Boomer having a relationship with Chief, one of the final five? What was that about? Was it in their programming that they hook up and have a Cylon child together?

    and what's going on with Chief and Cally's kid? is that the fabled hybrid instead of Sharon and Helo's?

    aargh!

  • So, what made the raider scan Anders? Were they scanning everybody out there? Even if it were a "Hmm, why aren't you shooting me?" thing, I call felger. With all of those nugget pilots up there, others have hesitated or left their safeties on (which I think was just Anders screwing up and reading too much into it). Did they scan those guys, too, in case they might be Cylons? That's how the raiders think? If a human doesn't immediately start shooting at me and trying to kill me, he/she could be a Cylon? Sounds kind of weak...

    I'm not saying there's no way to come up with explanations for this stuff after the fact (I'm a Next Generation fan, so it ain't like I've never seen it before). But an explanation that the raiders are the only ones capable of detecting them because no one has thought to keep them from it (which is essentially why the other models can't, by that explanation) is flimsy at best.

  • Just occurred to me, but didn't Baltar's detector work? Didn't it finger Sharon, and he kept quiet because he was afraid she'd flip out and kill him (a worry planted by the Six in his head)? Well, he scanned Tigh with that didn't he? I must admit, it's been a while, so I'm fuzzy on this...

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:34 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @Annalee Newitz: Sorry, but it was very clear the lobotomization was a new development based on the fact that the Raiders wouldn't fight the colonies on command anymore. They suppressors on the Centurions is apparently old-school and may have been part of the human-looking Cylon's development to subvert the Centurions to their will, but since it does no long-term harm (it can be switched on and off, we see), it wasn't the outrage the permanent physical alteration of the ships is.

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:35 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @JennaW:
    edit:
    THE suppressors... ARE apparently



  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:37 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @Marcus: Yes. And that is part of the running subtext of this. I'm not sure who all he scanned before the project was ended (it was interrupted at some point), but it's also possible the Final Five don't blip the same way as the other seven do.

  • Speaking of the alteration of the raiders, there's like a bazillion of those things. You can see them every time they show a decent close-up of a baseship. They're going to do that procedure on all of them? Talk about your crap assignment...

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:39 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @Marcus: Who knows what kind of "one of us" Field Anders is putting out, but there was a clear sense in that scene that there was *something* happening on both sides before the scan confirmed to the Raider "RUN AWAY!"

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:39 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @Marcus: ...there are many copies...

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:41 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @DocGratis: What if: The skin jobs don't notice the final five because they were "programed not to look for them".

    It's almost as if that were a running plotline that had been articulated more than once since at least early last season!

    ;)

  • Wait, this was a good episode? I remember thinking when it was over that the actual plot developments could have been handled in about 10 minutes, and that the rest was just repetition. And screaming.

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:42 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @StrangelyBrown: You could just read plot summaries.

  • @JennaW: I should have! Don't get me wrong, I like the show, and the Cylon plot development was interesting, but aside from that, I didn't feel like there was very much "there" there this week.

  • @JennaW: But my point is, is he just now detectable? Why? I don't think he was putting out any sort of field, because why would an obvious scan be necessary to ID him? The raider could have done that without all the retinal business (BTW, very steady hand on that scanner, huh? Kudos to the raider.)

    And yeah, many copies, but finite garage space.

  • Image of Gina Trapani Gina Trapani at 05:48 PM on 04/12/08 *

    I got more sucked into the scene between Adama and Roslin than the Cylon meeting. Adama's suggestion that maybe Roslin's afraid her death would be meaningless made me go, "oh, so is *Starbuck* the dying leader?"

    Intersting Scully/Mulder believer/non-believer flippage happening there.

    Also, I wish Starbuck had screeched at the top of her lungs just a bit less.

    Finally, loved the goodbye moment between Lee and Dualla, even though the Starbuck kiss got two thumbs up.

  • I think the point of them wiping out the Cavils, Samuels, and Number Fives is that they arent going to take it anymore. Class warfare has begun, the rules have changed, accept them as equals or be prepared to pay the consequences..

  • @StrangelyBrown: I'm with you. Everything happens very slowly in this show. All that Lee is leaving stuff? My God, how many going away parties does this guy need? We've only just now thought to send someone in a jump-capable ship to investigate Starbuck's story? Really? Frustratingly sloooooooow.

  • i have a love hate relationship with reading these comments. On the one hand, i love the in depth analysis and insight a lot of you provide.
    on the other hand, a lot of you at the same time manage to criticize a lot more than discuss.
    it always makes me feel odd when i come away from something thinking "wow that was cool." after having been on the edge of my seat the entire time, then lose some of that enthusiasm after the disparaging play by play from some of you.

    As far as this show is concerned, I am just along for the ride, and it is a great one.

    @StrangelyBrown: I agree with you. But it was still a great episode. Also, i bet the majority of us could sum up the major 'plot developments' in our entire lives in about ten minutes, with (ironically enough) the rest being repetition and screaming.

  • Image of JennaW JennaW at 05:51 PM on 04/12/08 *

    @Marcus: This was the first time he'd flown in combat, so it wouldn't matter! It would be interesting to rewatch the episode(s) where he was drafted into helping Lee hold that... place on that planet (brain sludgey!) and see if the Centurions acted oddly.

    But I think it has to do with his activation, too -- I don't think he or the others were vibing Cylon before "All Along the Watchtower."

  • @Marcus: Didn't Six tell the President last week that they were programmed not to think/talk about the Final Five?

    It may be retcon for why they never detected the presence of them while being so close to them, but still, it was explained.

  • And what is he, dying? Roslin works for the government and she's on the Galactica all the time!

  • @Gina Trapani: AHHHHHHHHHHHH i totally did not even think of starbuck being the dying leader. I love you right now.

  • @JennaW: Again, that the raider had to scan him to finger him as Cylon suggests that they're not active in their Cylon-ness. For all the world, it looked like the raider was able to tell by something in Anders' eye that he was a Cylon. That suggests that it's possible to tell from their eyes, and that, in turn, suggests physical trait, not something that was activated by the Hendrix Subroutine.

    Side note: I'll be interested to see who triggered that subroutine AND I still want to know who left that note in the pilot that said there were 12 models of humany Cylons. To my knowledge, that hasn't been answered, has it?

  • @Marcus: By "active" I mean they're not sending out signals. Not that they're not getting involved in Cylon community theatre or whatever.

  • @Marcus: Maybe the Raiders have been "alive" long enough to remember what the Final Five look like, and didn't have to scan the eyes or detect a signal. And this is part of the "evolution" that was spoke of.

    Sure, the show made it look like it scanned his eye, but that doesn't mean it detected him that way. A Raider can look at a number six or eight and know they are cylons, why couldn't it do the same for the Final Five if it knows what they look like as well?

  • @smcallah: That's reachin', but I'll concede that you could be right. However, that would presuppose that raiders have never seen any of the final five (one of which we don't know) ever before ever ever. With Anders and Foster, I can buy that, though with Anders' antics on Caprica after the attack, surely he ran up on one. but still. With the chief, less so. With Tigh, considering his service and the previous war, I'd say that's highly unlikely.

  • I really liked the slower pace of this episode. The last few, including the ones leading up the end of last seaon, have been breathless with action and developments. I felt like I needed a breather to sort things out, define where all the threads are going and then move on.

    @Marcus: @JennaW:
    The reason that Baltar's cylon detector didn't ID any of the final five is that the final version does not infact work.

    After IDing Boomer (and lying to her about it) he decides that life would be simpler if he just changed the machine to give nothing but negative results.

    And I'd like to give a big thinks for this getting posted on the weekend. It's nice not having to wait until Monday to hash it all out :)

    Oh, and anyone really scratching their heads over half remembered minor details, check out Battlestar Wiki. Depository of all things BSG.