The Large Hadron Collider at the CERN research facility near Geneva, Switzerland won't be going on a luau in Hawaii anytime soon, since the state is suing to stop the activation of the enormous research project. Yes, it's not just individual wackos who believe the LHC will unleash a cosmic ass-whooping on the planet. An actual state is suing the builders to keep them from activating it. They fear it'll let loose runaway miniature black holes, strangelets, or magnetic monopoles that will destroy the planet. The researchers at CERN have spent their precious time trying to assure people that won't happen, although it would be kind of cool if it did. We've got the strange and winding history of this project in today's Triviagasm.

- The Large Hadron Collider was conceived in the 1980s, and eventually approved by CERN, the Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (European Council for Nuclear Research), in 1994.
- Some of the questions the LHC hopes to answer are: What is mass? What is 96% of the universe made of? Why is there no more antimatter? What was matter like within the first second of the Universe's life? Do extra dimensions of space really exist? Are stars just pinholes in the curtain of night? Okay, we stole that last one from Highlander. Sorry.
- The LHC uses the tunnel originally built for the Large Electron-Positron Collider between 1983 and 1988, although it has required massive changes, including the construction of giant underground caverns to hold the large detectors for the system. Construction on those began in 1998.
- The total cost of the LHC is not known yet, but it is estimated to be somewhere between five and ten billion dollars, which is quite a range. They've suffered many overages and setbacks since the project became active, CERN had its operating budget scaled back, and there were inaccuracies during construction.
- In 2005 a technician was killed inside the tunnel when a crane load was accidentally dropped on him. If there's a movie waiting to be written about a ghost in the machine, this is it.
- In March 2007 a pressure test involving several magnets failed, and as a result they had to push the planned startup date from November 2007 to May 2008.
- The circumference of the LHC is 26,659 meters, making it the largest machine in the world. It also qualifies as the largest refrigerator in the world, with over 10,080 tons of liquid nitrogen being used to pre-cool the 9300 magnets to 80 degrees Kelvin. Then they get pumped full of 60 tons of liquid helium to bring them all the way down to 1.9 Kelvin. Just remember to write your name on your lunch.
- When it's operating at full power, protons will zoom around the track at 11,245 times per second at 99.99% of the speed of light. It boggles the mind! Screw collisions, why don't they just shoot for some time traveling?
- Speaking of time travel, the devices inside the LHC can measure the passage time of a particle to accuracies in the region of a few billionths of a second.
- The tunnel has to be kept at a near-complete vacuum so the protons don't run into random gas molecules. As a result, the interior atmosphere of the LHC will be 10 times less pressure than on the surface of the moon.
- While the interior of the tunnels are kept chillier than the vast reaches of deep space, whenever the protons collide they will generate heat up to 100,000 times hotter than the heart of the Sun.
- Each experiment conducted in the LHC will generate enough data to fill 100,000 dual layer DVDs every year, which is a heck of a lot of info. They've built a distributed computing network around the world called the Grid which will process all of this data.
- The LHC could receive an upgrade after ten years, turning it into the Super LHC. This basically involves an extremely expensive upgrade to their Super Proton Synchrotron to increase the luminosity.
- Some of the things that people think might go wrong with the LHC are: Miniature Black Holes - these exist for only fractions of a second and then decay, but naysayers worry that they'll form up into a massive black hole that will start chewing up France. Strangelets - these are hypothetical forms of strange matter that could possibly turn everything they touch into more strangelets, meaning the Earth would become entirely made up of strange matter. We think that's already happened. Magnetic Monopoles - another theoretical particle that only has one magnetic pole, and could cause atoms to change into different types of matter, causing another chain reaction that would overtake the Earth.
- With any luck, everything will be switched on in May, and protons will start slamming into each other this summer. Of course, look for the movie version where Shia LaBeouf runs into the control room, mere milliseconds before startup, fights off the guards, and powers everything down and saves the planet. It'll be out sometime soon.













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"although it would be kind of cool if it did [destroy the planet]"
You have a funny idea of cool. :)
push the button.
push. the. button.
PUSHTHEBUTTON!
But K9 will save us!
Good dog.
Best. Bulleted. List. Ever.
Awesome.
Also, A-bombs will ignite the atmosphere and set the world on fire.
I'm sorry.. Earth is boring, this may be just the spiking our earthly punch needs.
26,659 miles? And I keep thinking LIGO is big. This is so exciting.
"The circumference of the LHC is 26,659 miles around"
No. Fail.
If you're getting specs from a European publication then that comma is the decimal point and it's 26.659 miles. If you're getting your data from goblins in your underwear drawer then you've got the circumference of the entire planet. I don't see any LHC circling the globe just yet.
Fact check! Can we get a fact check here!!
Um, it isn't the State of Hawaii that is suing - it is some guy in Hawaii. Big difference.
It's actually 26 kilometers
I can't wait until thing wakes Cthulhu.
Umm, 26,659 miles in circumference? Are you sure it's larger than earth (circumference 24,900 miles)? Maybe that's how far the particles travel before they collide, but that would just be multiple laps around the same, much smaller, circle. Also, the Grid is an awesome name for a computer cluster.
@FrankenPC: I was wondering about the mixed units. I would make more sense for the spec to be "26,659 km" with the comma as the decimal point coming from those CERN folks. It's a good thing the Giz folks don't do programming for Lockheed-Martin Mars Probes...oh wait.
I've scanned the story 3 times and don't see any mention of a lawsuit by a state, just one by "former nuclear safety officer Walter Wagner".
Factual errors in an io9 article? Never!
@twalker920: I thought that seemed a little large. Stupid europians and their fake decimal point commas
This is simply not a list that should begin with the words: "inaccuracies during construction."
I'm still waiting to hear the downside to losing France...
26,659mi, 26,659km, 26.659mi, 26.659km... Can we get it down to cm here? This thing is going to Singularity! Crap, it IS a Black Hole! The comments keep expanding, however.
Miniature Black Holes. Great, David Brin will be doing the Toldja So Dance as the Earth implodes.
@icelight: Ack, I meant METERS. You fools. YOU FOOLS! MWHWHAHAHAHAHA!
@AmishJohn:
1) Champagne > Prosecco
2) Sarkozy's wife is crazy and hot.
3) They keep Belgium out of everybody's way.
4) Without them, the Quebecois would be the world's most powerful francophones.
(But that's all I could come up with.)
@twalker920: Stay out of my underwear drawer.
Another possible solution to the Fermi paradox.
@AmishJohn: Americans could never pull this off.
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@Garrison Dean ★: You sure about that?
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Meh, wake me up when they turn on the Huge Hadron Collider.
Hm, this sounds like Justina Robson's cute and racy Keeping It Real [www.amazon.com]
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So, is it the Hadrons that are large, or the collider?
You have to love a project that's almost complete and the best estimate for it's cost is somewhere between $5 and $10 billion. Please may I be a subcontractor on your next project, CERN?
We (Americans) almost pulled this off ten years ago with the Superconducting Super Collider in Texas, which was a cool and science-worthy project. But it got defunded. And yet we keep poring money into the International Space Station?
@92BuickLeSabre: Ha! Well played, that was the first thing that came to mind in response to Garrison's picture.
I'm waiting for the direct to Blu-Ray porn version. "Large Hardon Collider"
@92BuickLeSabre:
If the Quebecois become the most powerful french speakers in the world, that's not saying much for the future of French people. :S
@botanicidal: Good point. Strike reason #4.
@92BuickLeSabre: Nobody's denying that both countries have people who can get ladies to take their tops off, but only in France could someone who looked like Serge Gainsbourg convince a lady to take her top off.
@92BuickLeSabre: @workingonyourinvoice: A pale imitation made only more frightening and pathetic by the bodyless hands. I didn't say it couldn't be done by americans, I said it couldn't be pulled off. Plus, old Serge already gave us his take on Crazy Marginally Talented American Women R&B singers.
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@kstop: Bingo
@kstop and Garrison Dean ★: Ahh. I misinterpreted because I thought you were providing downsides. This strikes me as one more reason I should be glad to have them out of my way.
Eh. So the world will be destroyed. Won't be the first time. Last tuesday, as I recall. Get it? Last tuesday... ahhhh fuggedit.
@92BuickLeSabre: You see beautiful skinny topless women falling for sort of ugly dudes dissapearing off the face of the earth as a downside? I just don't get you man.
@Garrison Dean ★: Your word games will be my downfall! I see ugly dudes who can effortlessly get beautiful topless women to fall for them as a downside!
Curse you, you G.D. self-starred GD! CURSE YOU!!!
(BTW, I have a ticket to France for early May...interested?)
@92BuickLeSabre:
Oi. There's nothing wrong with Belgium - we have beer. And chocolate. And chips (with mayonnaise).
So there!
Honestly, if it dose end up causing the Uerf to get sucked up in infinite blackened hole the size of a 1/4 of a teaspoon I'd welcome it. I'd rather that happen then the slow spiraled decline we're already in. Get it over with already.
@Sturm Truppen: I forgot what I was going to post. Thanks :)
Why not just destroy the world quick instead of slow like we're already doing?
Here is an actual Flash game about the CERN project:
CERN Game
Dunno quite what to make of it myself
@CargoCult: If the Flemish and Walloons can't even get along well enough to form a government, how can you expect the rest of us to trust you....
*arches eyebrow suspiciously*
Here's a nice man who's gone to the trouble of addressing these worriers.
@Sturm Truppen: "large hardon collide her" maybe?
"Supercollider? I barely know her. And then we built the supercollider." -Robot Comedian, Futurama
@92BuickLeSabre: Now now, jealousy is not becoming. Equality is becoming. You and your precious stars... your days are numbered. Mark my words. Vive La revolucion.
And yeah, I could totally use a French Vacation Just one ticket? I'm an ugly guy and I need to take my pretty woman.
What if one of the scientists gets trapped in the target chamber, and they couldn't get the doors open in time as the beamlines power up, and all the high energy hadrons zaps into the guy and removes his intrinsic field?
@Garrison Dean ★: Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find some new gorgeous frenchie...blah, blah, blah, whatever...Look, the important part is to make sure you stay over the entire summer.
If you come back too soon, you might not be there when...when...um...when the flowers are in their fullest bloom!
All right, take care, good to see ya, have a good time there, enjoy the flight, see ya, no need to call or write....
@DarkPlaces: Working on the low budget series now. Coming to some tubes near you soon.