There's no way to make an apolitical movie out of Marvel Comics' Iron Man, and director Jon Favreau doesn't try. The story of a weapons manufacturer who's captured by a warlord in Afghanistan is clearly a metaphor for American power overseas. The great strength of Iron Man, which opens tonight, is that it can be read in a variety of ways, in spite of a fair bit of speechifying. And how you read the movie's narrative of weapons proliferation depends on how you view the constantly half-naked cyborg torso of Robert Downey, Jr. Spoilers ahead, Iron-fuckers!
It's best to view Iron Man as a cyborg narrative rather than a superhero one, especially since it follows very few of the superhero conventions.
Here's the movie's story in cyborg terms: Tony Stark is a rich bastard who makes weapons for a living. One day, he's visiting the desolate middle of Afghanistan to demonstrate a horrific new missile system, when he's captured by a local warlord who inexplicably has tons and tons of Stark's weapons — which Stark supposedly only sells to America and other "good" customers. In the process of being captured, Stark is mortally wounded, and to stay alive, he must become part-machine, with an electro-magnet in his chest that keeps pieces of shrapnel from entering his heart. The warlord wants Tony to build him a super-missile, but instead Tony builds a suit of super-armor and busts out of the cave where he's imprisoned. And the rest of the movie consists of Tony dealing with the revelation that you can't always control what hands your weapons fall into (which somehow never occurred to him before.)
So Tony Stark's body becomes a metaphor for American power, and the question of whether you can fix the abuses of power by exerting even more power. Tony is mortally wounded by seeing the results of his own arrogance in spreading massively destructive weapons in a part of the world he hardly understands. And he reacts by turning his own body into a super-weapon. Because the super-suit is powered by the same glowy disk that keeps Tony alive, we're never able to forget that it's an extension of his body rather than a costume. And as Gwyneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts reminds us in an understated but lip-quivering scene, Tony is putting his own body on the line to try and make things right. Unlike all the weapons Stark has sold before, this is a weapon he can control, precisely because it is his own body.
Downey Jr.'s torso is at the center of the movie. His physicality drives the narrative, and the scenes where he becomes injured and then discovers his chest hooked up to a car battery verge on Cronenbergian body horror. From that point onwards, we're constantly aware of Stark's fragile health, as he's dropped from great heights, frozen, paralyzed, and has his nuclear pacemaker ripped out again and again. Downey, Jr. projects an amazing mixture of cockiness and fragility, and he's constantly taking his shirt off and showing us his slightly flabby, vulnerable flesh. And then there are the crazy over-the-top slapstick sequences where he tests out various supersuit functions and gets slammed around.

Tony's big foil in the movie is Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges), who helps to run Stark Industries and wants the company to keep making weapons and selling them to anyone whose check doesn't bounce. Stark wants to move out of weapons and into making ipod-sized nuclear reactors like the one that powers his life-support disk. (This is a big improvement over the comics, where Stane is just a rival businessman who mounts a hostile takeover bid of Stark Industries after Stark becomes an alcoholic.)
Stark and Stane spend plenty of time debating the merits of selling WMDs versus not being evil, and there's some boardroom maneuvering for control over the company that happens mostly off camera. But it shouldn't be too hard to guess, in a movie that's all about smashy-blasty power armor, how the two businessmen will end up settling their differences.

Part of Iron Man's great strength — and the reason it'll probably make a squillion dollars — is that you can read whatever you want into its intensely political storyline. You can view it as a straightforward diatribe against America's long history of arming thugs and the arrogant weight-throwing-around that has turned Afghanistan into a warlord-ridden wasteland. Or you can see it as a profoundly conservative polemic about keeping power in the right hands — Tony is wounded at exactly the same time that he starts to doubt his own righteousness as an arms maker, and he regains his strength when he starts flying back to Afghanistan and kicking the shit out of the bad guys there. Either way, Iron Man is not a pacifist movie, and it bends over backwards to be pro-military and pro-government, even in the midst of speeches about how weapons are evil.
So Iron Man works, both as a roaring Transformers-esque woo-battle movie, and as a story of Tony Stark's wounded heart being turned into a source of world-beating power. It's not exactly a perfect movie, though: some people may find Paltrow's alternating perkiness and poutyness a little bit annoying. And a sequence where she does some uber-hacking for Tony is ridiculously facile, even by movie standards. The movie keeps the person-of-color-sacrifices-his-life-to-save-Tony's sequence from the comic book, which is a great example of how it's not always best to stick too closely to the original storyline. There's a running joke where an agent from superspy agency S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't know his own organization's name is an anagram, which gets old very quickly. And Terence Howard is a bit underwhelming as Stark's military buddy Jim Rhodes.
Bottom line: Iron Man is the first comic-book movie that's actually better than its source material. That's partly because Iron Man is one of the most boring characters in the history of comics, but it's also because the movie manages to transcend its source.









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Stone. His name is Stone.
I'm going to have to sneek out of the house this weekend to see it.
Nice write-up. I was so-so about rushing out to see it, but this piece makes me want to go out and see this weekend.
Okay, I'm sold.
Hmmm... It's almost like good art works to problematize the world's questions at that moment, to provoke thought on all aspects of an issue rather than simply prove a one-sided thesis.... Who would have thought.
And don't compare this movie to the garbage scow that transformers was. I had a piece of dry toast for breakfast that was better than transformers.
Great write up, now I'm really pissed that I have to wait another 11 hours to see this movie! Hurray for 8pm early screenings!
That said... Is S.H.I.E.L.D an anagram or acronym?
@Pope John Peeps II: I think we're all just a little surprised that Iron Man turned out to be good art, instead of just WHOOOOSH! EXPLODE!
@Dunny0: Acronym, anagram means you rearrange the letters to get a new word, would you like H.I.L.E.D.S. to protect you?
Also, Iron Man has gotten a lot better over the years. The most boring character is Superman.
Everyone knows that.
yeh smashy-pew pew!
boo politics and emotions!
and I thought Rhodes was supposed to be understated as a character, no?
@Log1c:
actually, mr logic... Hi power LED's would protect me... at least a little... and in huge quantities...
@Log1c: No, but how about H. L. DIES...?
Just in case you didn't know that HpLovecraft dies...
@loserface: [www.imdb.com]
@loserface: [flashes geek card] Actually, it's Stane, Obadiah Stane. But I understand your confusion thanks to the TV character, Eli Stone, who under closer examination is indeed an evil suma' biatch. Anyone who has visions of George Michael and think it's a good thing, must be destroyed.
@loserface: Definitely. Superman can't be interesting without nerfing him somehow. He's Perfect(tm).
I rather liked what Warren Ellis did with Iron Man. I remember back in the day when Ellis was very vocal in his criticism of the Underwear Pervert genre. His hate of the genre has made him one of the best things to happen to the traditional superhero in a long time.
@DocGratis: Lovecraft is in this too?
Iron Man vs. Cthulhu! YAY!
@Log1c: No, but I wouldn't mind SLED HI protecting me (sounds like fun!).
"the arrogant weight-throwing-around that has turned Afghanistan into a warlord-ridden wasteland."
Sna?
When was the last time that Afghanistan wasn't a warlord-ridden wasteland? Maybe during Babur's reign of the Mughal Empire?
-Kle.
@LittlestLamshi: If we could just turn hileds into solid state lasers we would be okay!
Wow. I want to see this movie now. IO9 should be doing promotions for movies. I might go see a lot more! Regular trailers don't usually do it for me, because they are all a formula done over and over again. I prefer the essay promo as apposed to the BOOM-catchy line-quiet-BOOM promos.
@loserface:
IMDB lists it as Stane. Possible name change for this movie?
@loserface:
[en.wikipedia.org]
@GenXCub:
Actually, I heard from a reliable source that he forces everyone to refer to him as "The Dude" for the majority of the film and just sits around drinking White Russians.
@loserface: Nope, it's Stane...
@GenXCub: Marvel also lists it as Stane
[www.marvel.com])
@Log1c: Stupid auto html thingy, there is an extra ) needed on that link in case anyone follows it, or just go to the main page and click his face.
,b>ten thousand of his babies, io9. you want to give birth to 10,000 of Iron Man's babies.
stupid shift button! i knew it would ruin me!
Iron Man should be pro government, pro military. And Marvel should totally give us a Civil War movie as the culmination of that.
Did you actually just call us all Iron Fuckers? I mean seriously?
What's next: Crystal Skull Fuckers? Hulk Fuckers?
I mean, c'mon.
@darcymcgee: I totally want to be a crystal skull fucker.
@darcymcgee:
not sure if uyou mean me, cus you didn't hit the "reply arrow." but if you did:
i had accused io9 in a previous post of being on the Iron Man payroll, and was teasing them for their gushing coverage. in an ironic twist, their gushing coverage has lead me to really, really want to see the movie.
"Hulk Fuckers" and "Crystal Skull Fuckers" sounds way more nasty than what i said. what i said was that io9 and Iron Man are totally TLF, they are going to get married, and they are going to have ten thousand babies.
So what you're saying is Iron Man is not a bit rusty. Excellent.
Iron Man one of the most boring characters in comics? I would have to disagree with that statement. Hulk...now there is a fucking boring character. It's no wonder they can't produce a good movie out of him.
Can't wait to see Iron Man this weekend.
@modernboy: I've read hundreds of Iron Man comics and thousands of Hulk comics... and Iron Man is just a bit dull. In the comics, he's your standard "millionaire playboy" and then he angsts a bit and puts on his suit of armor. It's not all that engaging.
@Charlie Jane Anders: CJA, great write up-- I really like your authorship in this post (Iron-fucker!)
Compelled to add-- RD Jr. isn't "slightly flabby"-- the guy is fit; it's those gnarly Hindu-Tiger push-ups... bodyweight exercises... just sayin'. If he's flabby, I'm a manatee (a strong and fast one).
@Charlie Jane Anders: So true. RDJr. makes Tony Stark actually interesting--a decadent and arrogant arms dealer who is charming as well. Paltrow's portrayal of Pepper Potts was surPrisingly pleasing as well. But how does she run across metal grating in 6" heels, mutant powers?
@gods-n-clods: FYI, everybody: the vid on the hindu-tiger link is, for all intents and purposes, NSFW (even though it technically is safe for work).
It would be awesome if you could rewrite this just a tad so there isn't a huge spoiler in the last paragraph.
@Klebert L. Hall:
i would saybefore the russian invasion in 1979 ? you know there was a time when afghanistan was seen as the switzerland of central asia. And Kabul was a place in which woman could wear mini skirts without the risk of getting shot, beaten, raped, hatever ...
@Grey_Area:
Lol my gf pointed that out too :)
He words were something along "hey how can she run on the grating in heels ... did she get the flying shoes from tony too "
@woodforbrains: Which spoiler? I tried to keep it as spoiler-lite as I could, without just being super-vague and generalizing.
Tony Stark is just another bleeding heart! :D
thankyou, thankyou, try the shrimp
"...that has turned Afghanistan into a warlord-ridden wasteland..."
At what point in the history of the world was Afghanistan NOT a warlord-ridden wasteland?
Watched it last night, this review is spot on, i usually don't get into the superhero comic book thing.
staine his name is staine
@Charlie Jane Anders:
i would never question your through research on the matter of super heroes Charlie. I'm just sayin' that i loved Iron Man as a kid through to being an adult. It's probably my fondness for gadgets and hightech-ery. i also always dug the playboy millionaire/crime fighter thing too. not that it matters though. the film sounds great and your reviews was fantastic as always.
Pew Pew Pew Repulsor Beams
Swhooooooooossshhhhhhhh...
SHRA pwns you all...
Except you Thor.
I loved this movie.
The first American (correct me if I'm wrong) superhero who actually flies OUT of his home country/town/city to do some good in other parts of the World.
And THAT is why Iron Man is awesome.
i just saw the movie 30 minutes ago at a midnight showing. best movie of the year!
STAY AFTER THE CREDITS!!!
Or, it could just be a movie about blowing things up with really no real aim in pushing any sort of political platform.
It could very well be pushing the agendas you point out Charlie but too often we will make up a platform just to make either ourselves or the movie sound "smarter".
Do they have to be in movies? Plenty of American superhero arsekickery all over the world, solar system, galaxy, universe, etc.
Do they particularly have to fly in movies? Coz that certainly cuts down the options a hell of a lot. :)
@Blue Tyson: Now, Superman DID go around frakking up known (and easily availavle as set pieces) landmarks around the world, like the Tower of Pisa, when he was on the red kryptonite. That might not be construed as *good*, but at least he was out there :-D
@antimatty: sonnava...what happens after the credits? we didn't stay and now i'm sad.
i like this movie. flaws and all.
i saw the early screening in boston a couple of days ago. have they, in fact, included the alleged jackson cameo at the end in the real theatrical release?
@Redwraithvienna:
Sure, it was better before '79 - but the central government was weak and corrupt, and the country was mostly ruled by local warlords. There just wasn't a war going on.
Just because something's worse now, doesn't mean it was really all that great before.
-Kle.
@hummingpenguin
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@nikongmer: bwahaha, Samual L. Jackson, Re-mother f'in MIXED.
i've got a great deal of hope that they continue to pull the best and smartest and most science and reality-based from the marvel universes and unify them in this continuity they're spinning with the movies.
its a real chance to ignore all of the absolutely retarded storylines that marvel has (and continues to) spit out.
all i'm sayin is if nanobots take over tony stark's brain extremis style, i'm gonna be pissed.
Okay, first, the guy's name is Stane. READ MORE. The end.
I loved Iron Man. I'm not sure I like it more than Batman Begins, which I consider to be the pinnacle of comic book movies. I really enjoyed the characters, the action, the humor, and I really appreciated Stark's story of revelation and redemption. A really fun, rock-em-sock-em package, much like the first Spiderman movie, only much more kickass.
Love it, love it, love it. The ending(s) were perfect. Perfect.
"Part of Iron Man's great strength ...is that you can read whatever you want into its intensely political storyline."
Yeah ... I was kinda wondering whose side you were going to come down on on that.
*has martini*