So you're watching a politician debating or giving a speech on television — or, Lords of Kobol forfend, you're actually in the audience. And your would-be leader is being even more specious and demented than is usual for our low level of political discourse. What telepathic power do you wish you could unleash on this particular demogogue? (And yes, this is the sort of thing I always think about whenever I watch CNN. Scary, I know.)

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