The Dark Knight Is An Overdressed Milk-Drinker

Christian Bale gives you a closer look at the new over-accessorized batsuit while demonstrating his love of calcium. This new Bat "Got Milk" ad makes me nervous on many different levels. First, it's way more apparent how "busy" the bat-suit is. Seriously, that's a lot of look. Also that armor is huge — how can he fight crime in that thing, and what was wrong with the Batman Begins suit? Finally why is Batman in bed with the dairy industry anyway? Click through for a closer at Batman's milk 'stache.

The Dark Knight Is An Overdressed Milk-Drinker