Since it's an election year, it's an excellent time for a State Of The Union message from Reverend Jimmy Joe II, who's President in the year 2099 according to the awesome movie Storm Rebel. Jimmy Joe has an important message about exactly who ought to be allowed to vote. In 2099, America is run by religious fundamentalists who control what you watch and hear. Church attendance and daily urinalysis are mandatory. So of course, it totally makes sense that the prisons are run by dominatrix nuns with brass knuckles, and you have to cage-fight one of them on your release day, as you'll see in our second clip below the fold. Update: second clip should now be working.

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