You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
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You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!

A Piece Of The Terminator Action
Sarah Connor Chronicles recap

A Piece Of The Terminator Action

Gifts for Geek Causes
Scifi gift guide

Gifts for Geek Causes

Why Is It So Hard To Start A New Franchise?
Failed franchises

Why Is It So Hard To Start A New Franchise?

On Heroes, Everything Is Back to Normal
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On Heroes, Everything Is Back to Normal

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Schoolgirls And Movies Rule This Week's Comics

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    • Heroes

      Dark Knight Introduces Heroes To Subtlety

      It's not just superhero movies that have been affected by the success of The Dark Knight; NBC's Heroes has also taken cues from Chris Nolan's smash... but not in the way you might expect. More »

      11:27 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Graeme McMillan
      891 views, 9 comments

    • The Day the Earth Stood Still

      New TDTESS Clips Show Keanu's Klaatu Is Kind Of A Dick

      Extraterrestrial elitism is the worst kind of alien domination, especially when the alien in question has shown up because we humans have mismanaged the place so poorly. MTV has a couple of new clips from The Day The Earth Stood Still remake, and they show Keanu lecturing the stoopid humans for being so mean to mother nature. But guess who's not going to take it? Will Smith's little boy Jaden — because if there's one thing he learned from his poppa, it's how to punch out an alien. The videos await you below. More »

      11:12 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Meredith Woerner
      585 views, 13 comments

      Most discussed Mandrock: Are the ads built in from the site the clips are taken from or is io9 responsible for inserting them more »

    • Scifi gift guide

      Gifts for Geek Causes

      If you'd like to donate to a geek cause this holiday, we've got a big list of fifteen organizations you might consider helping out with a charity gift. Let's say you'd rather not get another sweater for the holidays (even if it has a Star Wars pattern). Consider asking people to give that gift money to a charity instead - the kind of charity that helps nerds in need. More »

      11:09 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Annalee Newitz
      890 views, 6 comments

      Most discussed WoodleyCachilyo: You should also mention the Clarion West Writer's Workshop, similar to the Clarion workshop mentioned in the entry, but taking more »

    • quote of the day

      We Love Dystopia Because It's So Rich... With Meaning

      "Why does the land of plenty love dystopias?... Maybe the lure of dystopia is that it’s one of the few remaining popular genres that seem to invite tragedy. Not cheap accidental tragedy, but the real kind, the inevitable, ironic kind where the hero gets disabused of his illusions in the instant after he is ruined." — Tim Cavanaugh, writing in Reason.

      10:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Charlie Jane Anders
      523 views, 40 comments

      Most discussed corpore-metal: I think it's because many fictional dystopias are in many ways much simpler than the real world. Satires, because the more »

    • Zack Snyder Caves In And Cuts 15 Minutes From Watchmen We know that Zack Snyder isn't too keen on cutting down his live-action adaptation of Alan Moore's Watchmen. But two hours and 50 minutes is too long for even the strongest of bladders to sit through. News is coming out now that Snyder is indeed cutting Watchmen down to two hours and 35 minutes, which is saying a lot when you take into consideration the painstaking OCD treatment that each frame was given. But still can we whittle away another 10 and save us all the mad dash to the restroom? [Sci Fi Wire]

      61 comments

    • kronk burger

      You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!

      Chances are, you're reading this blog at work. At the same time, you're pretending to be a cat princess in a bestiality-quest MMO with your left hand, making a new Lynyrd Skynyrd/MC Frontalot mashup with your right hand and denouncing Saxby Chambliss with both feet. And you're still bored. But fear not — the workplace revolution that's coming will eradicate boredom forever. You will be amazed. More »

      Feature

      9:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Charlie Jane Anders
      840 views, 27 comments

      Most discussed Grey_Area: As a fully certified Grammar/Spelling ChronoNazi^tm I'd like to point out that the acronym on the resplendent Holo-Banner in the more »

    • Space

      NASA Explores How Spaceflight Changes Our Culture

      The US Space Program is in peril. As the government deals with its spiraling economic crisis, many are questioning the value of space exploration, and the new administration may consider scaling back NASA’s Ares and Orion programs. But a recent report from NASA reminds us that the Space Program has had a profound effect not only on our imaginations, but on the technological, economic, and social development of American culture. More »

      8:30 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Lauren Davis
      612 views, 24 comments

      Most discussed JediTrilobite: I for one think that NASA shouldn't necessarily be in charge of space flight - I think that this sort more »

    • Aliens Versus Monsters

      Help Classic Movie Monsters Save Stephen Colbert From Alien Scumbags

      Now you too can protect America and our President Stephen Colbert from the evil invading aliens as the super secret monster agency, in the new Monsters Vs. Aliens 3-D video game. More »

      8:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Meredith Woerner
      1,121 views, 3 comments

    • Epidemic

      Doctors Discover Rise in "Self-Embedding" Disorder

      Radiologists, the people who examine the inside of your body using X-rays and other imaging tech, were among the first to discover a disturbing new syndrome called "self-embedding." No, it's not some cool piercing thing - here you can see the long, thin pieces of metal that a teenage girl has inserted in her arm. This is an actual disorder where people, especially teens, embed objects in their bodies. More »

      7:30 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Annalee Newitz
      4,095 views, 61 comments

      Most discussed pmathews: I can understand the first picture. They must have low self-esteem from being overweight. more »

    • True Blood

      Now You Too Can Be A Self-Loathing, Vampire-Loving Waitress

      Too late for Halloween but just in time for naughty cosplay, HBO is selling the slutty uniform of choice for Merlotte's servers. Get your perky-breasted see-through ensembles now, before you're picked off one by one by local murderers, vamps or the self-respect police because you know that thing really is see through. In other vampy news, there's a veritable nest of vampire goodies over at True Blood headquarters, including DVD goodies, behind the scenes videos, and details on just how long Anna Paquin plans to be a vampire lover. More »

      7:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Meredith Woerner
      1,366 views, 9 comments

      Most discussed JohnDeere: i was really hoping for a fangtasia shirt. more »

    • doctor who

      New Doctor Who Should Be Female, Say Female Scientists

      In all the furor about the identity of the next Doctor Who, one group has been notably silent — until now. And, unsurprisingly perhaps, Britain's female scientist demographic is hoping that the next Doctor will be... a female scientist. More »

      6:30 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Graeme McMillan
      1,952 views, 96 comments

    • morning spoilers

      New Lost And BSG Pics Will Make You Go "Buh?"

      Some days a mere spoiler warning isn't enough for our shameless unveiling of forbidden knowledge. Today is one such day, thanks to a Lost set report that sees your "WTF" and raises you one "holy polar bear on a stick." Also, the latest Battlestar Galactica clue is so bizarro, it's like they're nuking Earth all over again. Also, find out about Smallville's endgame and Doctor Who's next storyline. And what to expect (maybe) in Wanted 2. Plus spoilers for Avatar, 2012, Caprica, Heroes, Dollhouse, Chuck, Supernatural, True Blood and Kyle XY. More »

      6:00 AM on Wed Dec 3 2008
      By Charlie Jane Anders
      6,931 views, 20 comments

      Most discussed Isernbreegen: Katee Sackhoff is adorable. That's all I can say. more »

    • found footage

      Tamsin Greig Is The Most Powerful Force In The Universe

      You are already a fan of Tamsin Greig, whether you know it or not. She's dazzled in small roles in Shaun Of The Dead, Neverwhere, and of course Doctor Who (where she gave that Adam kid a third eye and his own frozen vomit.) Now she steals the show in zero-budget retro-camp space opera Captain Eager and the Mark Of Voth, newly out on DVD. She keeps giving the aging space hero Captain Eager peptalks, but in this awesome clip she disarms the baddies wielding the vaguely named Smart Kill ray. More »

      11:09 PM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Charlie Jane Anders
      2,207 views, 25 comments

      Most discussed cash907: I didn't see Neverwhere, and I don't remember her from Shaun of the Dead or Doctor Who. Oh wait, yeah more »

    • Drug-Maker Funds Study Showing Why Some People Can Be Cured with Placebos In one of those weird moments in corporate science, pharma mega-corp GlaxoSmithKline has funded a Swedish study that looked into the genetic underpinnings of susceptibility to placebos. Turns out that certain people are more easily cured by fake sugar pills (placebos) than others. Is Glaxo trying to figure out which people it needs to eliminate in order to ensure a population entirely dependent on drugs for their cures? [via ScienceNow]

      17 comments

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    • Sarah Connor Chronicles recap

      A Piece Of The Terminator Action

      Top ho! It's a 1920s Terminator speakeasy party, with flappers doing the Charleston and some positively ripping cocktails. I've been excited for the killing-machine-meets-Valentino episode of Sarah Connor Chronicles since I read some pages from the script, and it was just as mold-breaking as I'd hoped. I'm beginning to think this show's at its best when it's doing a weird digression, rather than trying to push the overall plot forward. More »

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      3,986 views, 84 comments

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    • Concept Art

      How You'll Get Around in Style After the First Global Superwinter

      We're all worried about climate change, but few of us have really considered the cool new vehicles we'll get to use when the world become a snow-blanketed mess like in The Day After Tomorrow. Luckily, the Russians are all about getting through the 100-year winter in style. Here's a late-50s Victory aerosled design by Russian engineer I. Kamov. And it's not just crazy concept art - we've got the pictures to prove these babies are already hotrodding the frozen plains. More »

      4:07 PM on Tue Dec 2 2008
      By Annalee Newitz
      2,875 views, 18 comments

      Most discussed AmishJohn: So, 'Global Warming' is out, and we're back to 'Ice Age', or are we still to blame no matter what more »

    • Flash Forward

      Can ABC Do Justice To Sawyer's Mind-Bending Novel?

      The new ABC drama Flash Forward is picking up the first members of its cast. And it sounds more and more as though the show, based on a novel by Robert J. Sawyer about a worldwide prophetic blackout, will be a worthy companion in weirdness to ABC's Lost and Life On Mars. More »

      4:06 PM on Tue Dec 2 2008
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      2,455 views, 28 comments

    • Choose Your Wonder Woman Having already chosen a lead actor for the Captain America movie, Newsarama.com are asking their readers to now pick who should play Wonder Woman, if her movie ever makes it out of development hell. But while we've got no problem with two of the three choices (The odd one out is Megan Fox - Sorry, she's really not the Amazon type), what we want to know is: Where's Beyonce? Go and announce your preference here [Newsarama.com]

      64 comments

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