Creature From The Black Lagoon: The Musical?

Join a dancing and singing Gilly on stage at the Universal Studios' production Creature From The Black Lagoon: The Musical. The musical romp about an Amazonian lagoon monster who prays upon an unsuspecting science team will be replacing the theme park's "Fear Factor" stage show. The concept art poster asks the question, "Gill meets girl, was it love — or lunch?" Fingers crossed that they have the monster actually devour the lady in the white bathing suit with blood squirting sequences akin to Kill Bill in front of a crowd of crying children. Suck it up kiddies: this is Universal, not Disney. [LA Times]