Got a sassy teen? Now you can punish their heathen ways by hiring an evil consulting firm to mess with their reality their life and their sanity. CBS Films have purchased Richard D'Ovidio's spec screenplay The Seminar based on the ideas that you can pay someone else to mess up your kids mentally. With a theme of corporate reality distortion — possibly including brain implants — this could be a stealth science fiction gem. [The Hollywood Reporter]