No matter what we do, the idea of teledildonics just won't go away. Everybody wants to figure out how to put their thinger in somebody else's thinger via bluetooth or TCP/IP or port 1337. Or, apparently, via the Wii. Check out these lovely new attachments for the Wiimote, created by a group at Bauhaus University in Weimar. Yes, you'll want a closer look, below.
My favorite part is that at the bottom of the website where the researchers have these lovelies on display, they have the single strange sentence: "We search man and woman for a commercial." Makes perfect sense. When can I get one, and what games go with it?