After waiting in long lines to get into the San Diego convention center, the big event Wednesday night was visiting the Expo floor before things get really crazy on Thursday. Mostly, the io9 crew focused on a few hapless action figures that got in the way of our videocamera. I love this giant table full of a million Batmans and Darth Vaders. Comic-Con is many things, but one of them is that it's a place where grown people can scream about toys — especially toys with really giant breasts. Yes, we've got some work-safe breasts in a video below.

What comic book is breast girl from? I have no idea.

Also, we've got Skrull crotch. What is it with this new Marvel toy, with a Skrull doll whose crotch is strangely large? I asked Graeme, who noted simply that Skrulls are, of course, very excited to be invading Earth. So true. Tomorrow, we'll bring you more from the Expo floor, including some galleries of very cool Star Wars toys and other sundry goodies.

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