All the Bigfoot mania today just wasn't quite enough, so we bring you the ultimate statement in Bigfoot love. This pointedly psychotic movie, Ape Canyon, is about how Bigfoot comes to the Pacific Northwest of the U.S. and begins enslaving women with his mesmerizing sexual skills. There really isn't much more to it that that, as you can see in this trailer. You can't resist a movie described by OG zinester Jim Goad like this:
Ape Canyon is guaranteed to be the funniest Bigfoot-rape comedy you'll see this year. The fact that it is likely the only Bigfoot-rape comedy ever made shouldn't dampen your enthusiasm.
Really, the Bigfoot in this movie doesn't look all that different from the Bigfoot that those hunters showed off today in the "Bigfoot press conference." What I love about Ape Canyon is that its premise is just so plausible: Doesn't it just make sense that Bigfoot is so good in the sack that women come to the forest in heat, screaming his name? [Ape Canyon via NormalPeopleLikeYou]