Alien invaders aren't always evil monsters who harbor an inexplicable desire to ravage you with their giant tentacles. Sometimes, they're just cute and friendly intruders who just happen to be curious about our human mating rituals. And then there are sometimes the odd alien monsters who want to siphon off your sexual energies to keep themselves alive, to be sure. Possibly the wrongest moment of human-alien contact is this scene from Invasion Of The Booby Snatchers. Our young hero wakes up to find a beautiful naked woman next to him in bed. Somehow he manages to grope her without waking her up, and then he ejaculates on her face. The morning facial wakes her up, and she's a bit confused at first. But then she explains that she's an alien from outer space, who's come to visit him to learn about our human mating rituals. Then, to prove her point, she shows him her alien apparatus and tells him about her outer-space people... all the while with his sperm still on her face. It's just one of those Earth customs she's getting used to, I guess. There's a different kind of wrongness in this sequence from Alien From The Darkness, which we featured a clip from in the main post. The green-haired alien uses her glowing eyes, once again, to fill her friend with lustful thoughts and shred those pesky clothes at the same time. And then there's the evil Lord Hyouma, from Akiko. I'm honestly not sure if this sequence belongs under "mad science" or "aliens." Lord Hyouma does appear to be some sort of alien, and there's a lot of "mad science" clips already. He's some kind of ancient creature who needs the sexual energies of young healthy people to maintain himself, hence the orgone-siphoning helmets. Wilhelm Reich would be terribly proud.