Unfortunately it looks like Cher won't be playing Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's third Batman movie, tentatively called The Caped Crusader. A representative for Warner Brothers said all the talk about Cher slipping on the leather onesie is just a big fat rumor. Sorry guys, it looks like you'll have to find another gorgeous gay icon to play Catwoman. What's Kylie Minogue up to? She'd be hot. [Showbizspy]