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    Would You Date This Vampire?

    True Blood has been ARGing its way into our internet with Tru Blood tests (what type are you?) and fake commercials. And now there's a dating site aimed directly at vampires, and the humans who love them. Now's the time to look at your vampiric options over at Lovebitten.net. We've collected a few profiles of the vampires you can chose from. Some are looking for true love and others, just a quick snack.

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Marie G: She's 207 years old and is a dancer (burlesque). Her turn ons are flexibility and fancy sports cars, turn offs gambling and fatties.
    • Marie G: She's 207 years old and is a dancer (burlesque). Her turn ons are flexibility and fancy sports cars, turn offs gambling and fatties.
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Lei H: A 376 year old driver who has been married twice. A devout Buddhist Lei loves calligraphy and car stereos. He hates pollution, tourism and sloppy eaters. Oh, and He thinks women that know how to fish are sexy.
    • Lei H: A 376 year old driver who has been married twice. A devout Buddhist Lei loves calligraphy and car stereos. He hates pollution, tourism and sloppy eaters. Oh, and He thinks women that know how to fish are sexy.
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Essa V: She's 85 a writer was "turned" in WWII loves Elizabethan garb, hates prejudice and says she's shy.
    • Essa V: She's 85 a writer was "turned" in WWII loves Elizabethan garb, hates prejudice and says she's shy.
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Pao G: He's 409 years old, a professional fighter (suuuure), his turn offs are boats and actors and he's looking for a full figured lady.
    • Pao G: He's 409 years old, a professional fighter (suuuure), his turn offs are boats and actors and he's looking for a full figured lady.


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