Click to viewIf you were watching the Colbert Report the other day, you would have seen the best and most sensible explanation so far for our whole financial donnybrook: alien financial advisors are leading us off a cliff on purpose. Stephen Colbert finally got through to his financial advisor Gorlock, whom he'd been name-dropping for a few days, and all was revealed. The alien scheme is sheer elegance in its simplicity - although luckily, I'm okay, because my financial advisor is Bibble.