Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberSPossibly the most unlikely pairing we've seen in a while: Hellboy himself, Ron Perlman, plays an (Irish? can't tell through the terrible accent) priest listening to the confession of an seasoned grave robber Dominic Monaghan (Lost). This wacky horror film follows Moaghan's grave robbing saga, from working for a mad scientist to full blown zombie hunting. By the light of the candle Perlman prods Monaghan, discovering just why you should "never trust a corpse." We've rounded up a collection of stills, yet none of them explain what Monaghan is doing in I Sell The Dead. I can only assume he's spent all his LOTR and Lost money on fancy hats.

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave Robber

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave Robber

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave Robber

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave Robber

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Ron Perlman Doesn't Judge, Even If You're A British Grave RobberS

Observe the first trailer over at Fangoria. Teaser:

[I Sell The Dead]