In this morning's spoiler roundup, we posted this bizarre image from next week's Knight Rider episode and asked for your caption ideas. What's really going on here? You responded with a bunch of great suggestions, some of which are probably better than the actual script of the episode, "Don't Stop The Knight." Now it's time to choose a winner — who came closest to capturing the true glory of this moment of Knight Riding? You decide! The winner gets a commenter star, plus they're excused from ever having to watch Knight Rider.

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