Mars needs women! But not just any women — they have to be able to withstand the harsh Martian climate, which necessiates looking good in a polka-dot bikini. Do you have what it takes to be abducted by pointy-eared bald Martians and their chandelier-headed mistress? Watch this sequence from Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster, and find out for sure! [IMDB]
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