I ran into Gamera the other day, so I decided to fight him. He weights a lot more than I do, and his arms are a lot thicker, so I just stood there screamed in his face. I knew he could only blow flames from his legs so as long as he stayed on his stupid wooden platform I knew I would win. "I thought you're supposed to be able to fly," I said. "GAOOOOO," Gamera replied.You can read more about traditional Japanese monsters in Yokai Attack-or, if you're the kaiju type you can just rent a bunch of Godzilla movies and veg out.