io9 Hoodie of the Midweek Remember when Star Trek went to the bizarro universe in "Mirror, Mirror" and everybody carried an agonizer and Spock had a beard? We do too. This week, your weirdo friends at io9 have partnered with the friendly DiY hoodie makers at Neighborhoodies to bring you 5 fabulous scifi-inspired designs to keep your torso cozy this fall. Today's hoodie is our homage to the agonizer, and it reads, "Bitch, your agonizer please." Just because we really wish that that evil Spock had said "bitch" a lot more often. Or even once. All proceeds that we get from the sale of these hoodies will go to the excellent Carl Brandon Society. Get your agonizers now! [Bitch Your Agonizer Please via Neighborhoodies]