No, I'm not kidding: A recent ABC newscast focuses on how a commonly-used firefighters' manual from FEMA has an entire chapter devoted to UFO preparedness. Hey, it's a good idea to be ready for anything, right? If aliens crash-landed, there wouldn't just be fires — there'd be mass panic. First responders need to have a plan. [via Real UFOs]
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No, I'm not kidding: A recent ABC newscast focuses on how a commonly-used firefighters' manual from FEMA has an entire chapter devoted to UFO preparedness. Hey, it's a good idea to be ready for anything, right? If aliens crash-landed, there wouldn't just be fires — there'd be mass panic. First responders need to have a plan. [via 