What If Disney Remade Akira?

Take a look at this hilarious and pretty scary cartoon, showing what it'd be like if Disney got their hands on the ultra violent anime Akira. Gone are the blood splatters and super bad-ass weaponry, replaced with G-rated themes, adorable gangs, and tons of product placement. I'm not sure what scares me more: Kaneda Washington Sawyer Finn Bush Cheney Pamela Anderson Lee's happy-go-lucky talking bike, or his American flag motorcycle jacket? Full video is below.

Thanks for the tip John!