Best of io9's Found Footage: NSFW, Just the Way You Like ItS

Nearly every day, io9 brings you a tiny dose of cinematic what-the-hellery called Found Footage. As a year-end treat, here are the ten most popular FF posts of 2008. NSFW, of course.

Click the links to see the awesomeness. Not every Found Footage is NSFW, but you voted with your clicks and made the most popular ones a trip to naughty town.

The Scariest Special Effect Ever Created
From: Faust: Love of the Damned
Over 200 thousand people have watched this little vid on io9, and I think you'll see why. Here's what we said in the post:

I've seen a lot of fucked up shit, kids, but this is definitely one of the most deranged. The bad sorcerer guy punishes a chick for double-crossing him by changing her body in some . . . interesting ways. Also, I think he's giving her super-orgasms or something.

This is the Star Trek Reboot We Want
From: German commercials
Everybody wishes Star Trek would be sexier - leave it to the Europeans to school us in how it's done. From the post:

You don't have to wait until next summer to see a modern take on the 23rd Century - Trailers for the German SciFi Channel show why Abrams isn't the only game in town when it comes to knowing where Trek could go next.

Best of io9's Found Footage: NSFW, Just the Way You Like ItS

Meet the King of Soft-Core Scifi Sex Comedies
From: The amazing oeuvre of director Rolfe Kanefski
We've been in love with Rolfe for years, and now you will be too. In the original post, we told you:

Writer-director Rolfe Kanefsky's softcore porn films include mind-control, alien sex toys... and the invisible man. There's a whole subculture of scifi pervs for whom LA-based Kanefsky is their cinematic god, and we've got a bevy of his most perverted scenes.

Yes, a bevy! We posted nine clips from his films for your pleasure.

The Orgasm that Blew Up a Computer
From: Randy the Electric Lady
You are a lucky bunch of girls and boys, because this movie is very hard to find. But we will do anything for you, which is why you get to see this clip on io9. As we explain in the original post:

Desiree Cousteau has an orgasm so massive, it makes the punch cards fly out of the 1970s-style computer she's hooked up to, in this bizarre sequence from 1980's Randy The Electric Lady . . . it turns out that Randy secretes a weird chemical, called Orgasmine, when she climaxes.

Best of io9's Found Footage: NSFW, Just the Way You Like ItS

Ejaculate! Ejaculate! The Dalek's Ultimate Aim Revealed
From: Abducted by Daleks
Here's another gem you're unlikely to see anywhere else. The BBC had the movie banned after it came out a few years ago. But what's the harm in it, we'd like to know? Here's what we said in the original post:

Final proof that there's a fetish for everyone: the Daleks, the genocidal cyborgs from Doctor Who, starred in their own porn video a few years ago - and it turns out those egg-whisk guns of theirs have a setting we never knew about.

The Planet of Boobies and Robots
From: Slave Girls Beyond Infinity
Who doesn't like a movie where nubile, scantily dressed women kick total ass? Nobody, that's who. This is how we explained the complicated plot to you in the original post:

Basically, here's the deal: two hot ladies (with boobies) escape from a slave planet, steal a ship (while wearing teeny outfits that show their boobies), then crash land on another planet controlled by a psycho guy who gives them awesome, see-through, boobie-revealing outfits. Then it turns out he's mean and they have to escape - hopefully with boobies intact!

Did Aliens Cause the US Financial Meltdown?
From: The Colbert Report
Yes, this one is safe for work. Good to know that Stephen Colbert can hold his own against porno. What's that you say? Here's how it goes:

Alien financial advisers are leading us off a cliff on purpose. Stephen Colbert finally got through to his financial adviser Gorlock, whom he'd been name-dropping for a few days, and all was revealed.

Best of io9's Found Footage: NSFW, Just the Way You Like ItS

The Fantastic Four Movie Marvel Doesn't Want You to See
From: Roger Corman's Suppressed Fantastic Four Project
We are fascinated with any superhero movie that Marvel thought was bad enough to suppress. I mean, think about it: That means this is worse than Ben Affleck stinker Daredevil. Wow. Here's what we told you in the original post:

Here's the action-packed climax of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, which Marvel reportedly paid millions to suppress. In this version, Reed Richards' main superpower is the ability to telegraph his punches worse than Tom Selleck.

Needless to say, this is also safe for work.

Best Semi-Naked Superhero Transformation Scene with Onigiri
From: Cutie Honey
This is the live action version of the popular (and often naughty) anime Cutie Honey, about a superhero who fights for justice and love in a series of sexy little outfits. Here's what we said about the scene captured for you here:

Honey . . . transforms into Cutie Honey by yelling "Honey flash!" Unfortunately, in this scene, she doesn't have enough energy to transform. So she has to run through the streets semi-naked, chomping on onigiri until her stomach is full and the "honey flash" stops having a double meaning.

The Best Worm Sex Death Scene in the Galaxy
From: Galaxy of Terror
If you aren't already a part of the subterranean porn cult devoted to this scene, then you'll become one after you watch. Here's how we explained it to you in the original post:

This scene from 1981 Z-movie Galaxy of Terror will destroy your moral center and make you see giant worms in a whole new light.