California Store Sells Beef Jerky Reclaimed from Cows Mutilated by Aliens

Maybe you've heard of the Alien Fresh Jerky store in Baker, California, where you can buy tasty, dried strips of beef taken from the carcasses of cows abducted and mutilated by aliens. It's the ultimate in recycling, actually - the aliens do their experiments, and people driving the highway through Baker get a tasty roadside treat.

Recently the fiends at NotCot visited the store and delivered up a nice photo essay of what you'll get if you shop at Alien Fresh Jerky. It's all natural!

Note: Aliens apparently do not abduct buffalo or tuna. So all you get is beef jerky. But check out the Notcot post to see all the other alien stuff you can get, meaty and otherwise.

Alien Fresh Jerky via Notcot, thanks to Marilyn Terrell

Send an email to Annalee Newitz, the author of this post, at annalee@io9.com.

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