Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

A monster from Big Man Japan is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The LA Times has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best.


Big Man Japan
A nobody who moonlights as a giant superhero has to battle all sorts of beasties but also has to deal with a growing mob of superhero haters, and an Alzheimer’s-stricken grandfather. BMJ will be out in March.

Pandorum

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

The amazing, astounding, fantastic Ben Foster is stranded on a spacecraft with his coworker Dennis Quaid — and there's something aboard that wants them dead. Release date is September 4.

The Princess and the Frog

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

Hooray for old timey animation! Disney returns to the princess animations with a New Orleans set Princess in the Frog fairytale out December 25.

Push

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

It's like Heroes, the movie. Everyone has a brain power in Push, be they Movers or Sniffers (sadly, no Shakers) The powered film comes out February 6.

Crank: High Voltage

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

Wow Crank 2 just got a whole lot more insane. Will they be stop motion animating Jason Statham, but huge? God, I hope so. Crank 2 is out April 17.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters

Kristin Kreuk masters the high-kicks, in her own Chun-Li Street Fighter origins story, due out February 27.

17 Again

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Matthew Perry gets shrunk back down to the age of 17, and injected into his own teen's high school, to try and "fix" his crumbling family. That's in theaters April 17.

Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Bill Hader and Amy Adams join the museum cast as General Custer and Amelia Earhart (or rather, the wax figures of these historical figures that come to life after the museum closes). Museum 2 is out on May 22.

Fanboys

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



A group of serious fans try and break into George Lucas' Skywalker ranch, and mayhem ensues, on February 6.

Coraline

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Neil Gaiman's story about a young girl who visits an alternate world comes to life in breathtaking 3D stop-motion animation, out February 6.

2012

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



John Cusack cools his heels while the wold ends around him, in one terrible natural disaster after another, in 2012. It's out on July 10.

Knowing

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Nicolas Cage uncovers a time capsule that details in numbers when everything awful will happen on Earth. Knowing will be released on March 20.

They Came From Upstairs

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Ashley Tisdale and her family have an awesome spring break, before an alien invasion happens. Or maybe after, it's hard to tell. Either way, we'll find out on July 31.

Race to Witch Mountain

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



Dang teens and their alien abilities to move things with their minds. This reboot of a an old Disney classic is released on March 13.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



The magic boys and girls are back in school, and ready for the fight to end all fights, yet again. Harry is out on July 17.

Cirque du Freak

Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters



John C. Reilly is a vampire who runs a circus with Salma Hayek, and your chances of seeing Hayek do something sexy are pretty much guaranteed. There is no release date yet.

More pics at the link. [L.A. Times]