That's An Interesting Definition Of BPM (Maybe NSFW)S

Last week's robotic vagina may be the most pleasurable sex toy for men ever created, but we've found one that may be more educational and help modify your exercise routine. Yes, science does love you.

The Sex Counter Cock Ring does exactly what the name suggests:

A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your BPM - otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the cock ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you've thrust per session!

Okay, let's leave the longer, harder part on the table for a second and think about this whole thrust counter thing: Does it beep with each thrust? What does it define as a thrust? How does it know when your session is over, as opposed to just taking a break? Luckily, the makers already know who their target audience is:

Make a little note of your BPM and see if you can up your effort next time - perfect for fitness gurus and competitive couples!

Yes; buy this cock ring and then tell your fitness guru how many thrusts you managed the night before. I'm sure they'll be thrilled.

Sex Counter Cock Ring [LoveHoney.co.uk]