G.I. Joe's Pseudo-Batsuit Ab-Blaster Ads Are Ridiculous

I didn't know cheese-grating abs was a G.I. Joe prerequisite. But damn, Snake Eyes, you might have well just painted on that top. And don't even get me started on Scarlett's breast holsters.

G.I. Joe's Pseudo-Batsuit Ab-Blaster Ads Are Ridiculous

G.I. Joe's Pseudo-Batsuit Ab-Blaster Ads Are Ridiculous

G.I. Joe's Pseudo-Batsuit Ab-Blaster Ads Are Ridiculous

G.I. Joe's Pseudo-Batsuit Ab-Blaster Ads Are Ridiculous

These new G.I. Joe posters are ridonkulous. First off, they look like they stole the Dark Knight's get up and sawed off the fins. Besides Snake Eyes who looks, well, look at that top — I don't know if I should be turned on or creeped out by the guy wearing shirt-in-a-can.

On the other hand, I'll admit Sienna Miller's over the shoulder butt shot as Baroness is a plus, but Rachel Nichols' Scarlett breast-plates are silly. Can you imagine seeing that in real life? It would be impossible not to say, "Um is that a plastic bra you're wearing?" Also up there is Channing Tatum as Duke and Ray Park as Snake Eyes.

Check out the rest of the team posters over at JoBlo.

G.I. Joe comes out on August 9.