BSG Family Reunions And Kinky Jenny McCarthyS

This week Chuck is back and heading to the burbs with a cameo by Jenny McCarthy (whose only emotion is still "sexy"), Battlestar Galactica brings everyone together, and Dollhouse gets round two.

Monday:

There's a Dead Like Memarathon on the Sci Fi Channel, going until 6 PM tonight.

Chuck -
Andy Richter and Jenny McCarthy guest star as a lonely and horny suburban couple in the cul-de-sac where Chuck and Sarah go undercover. Chuck is on NBC at 8 PM.

Chuck Clip:

Chuck Clip:

Kyle XY -
The Tragers are broke (aaaah, a recession themed Kyle XY), and now the doe-eyed test-tube boy must work for mad-science squad Latnok, because he has to do everything around here. Oh and there's a really creepy teens-almost-having-sex scene waiting for you below, ick. Kyle XY is on ABC Family at 9 PM.

Kyle XY Clip

Kyle XY Clip

Kyle XY Clip

Kyle XY Clip

Kyle XY Clip

Heroes -
Hiro and Ando go to India and follow Matt's brain droppings, while Nathan's agents track down all the other super-people. Too....many...subplots...Heroes is on NBC at 9 PM.

Heroes Clip

Heroes Promo

One Way Out -
So if vampires can do it, what about people? A host tries to get out of a coffin on this new Discovery Channel program, One Way Out, at 9 PM.

Tuesday:

No new Fringe this week.

Movies:
Get comfy with Mexican border-tunnel ghosts, on the Sci Fi Channel at 11 PM, in Intermedio.

Wednesday:

Knight Rider -
Mike's favorite barman Sonny is dead. Rip that shirt and cry, cry, cry, Mike. Let it out. "Knight and the City" is on NBC at 8 PM.

Knight Rider Promo

Lost -
I'm happy to report that I totally called the Charlotte happenings last week, so ha. But this week the mainland crew finds out how to get back onto the island (but some people still need convincing). L"316" is on ABC at 9 PM.

Lost Promo

Lost clips:


Wreckreation Nation With Dave Mordal -
After last weeks' homemade Iron Man suit I'm officially tuning into this insane show of tricks gadgets and gizmos on the Discovery Channel at 10 PM.

UFO Hunters -
Why are aliens all such bad drivers? UFO Hunters on the History Channel tries to find out, at 10 PM.

Life On Mars -
Sam has to deal with yet more 70s law dogs breaking the rules, when a councilman is caught with a hooker. LOM is on ABC at 10 PM.

Movies:
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem is on HBO at 8 PM. Warring races of Aliens and Predators, plus the Turducken-esque Predalien, attack a small town who must band together for survival.

Thursday:

There is a The Sentinel marathon on the Sci Fi Channel from 8 AM until 3 PM.

No new Smallville.

No new Supernatural.

Eleventh Hour -
Hood investigates the death of a TV crew whose helicopter pilot goes blind mid-traffic report, on CBS at 10 PM.

Movies:
Flashing lights and space age lazy boys make for one hell of a Time Machine at 7 AM on TCM.

Friday:

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles -
After sexy Shirley Manson went all flicky flicky dead on the mysterious factory workers, it's up to Sarah and her crew to figure out just exactly what went down in there. TSCC is on Fox at 8 PM.

TSCC Promo:

Batman: The Brave And The Bold -
The B-man goes to the wild, wild West on the Cartoon Network at 8 PM.

Batman: The Brave And The Bold Clip:

Batman: The Brave And The Bold Clip:

Batman: The Brave And The Bold Clip:

Star Wars: Clone Wars -
Anakin wants to teach Ahsoka discipline - oh, the irony. Clone Wars is on Cartoon Network at 9 PM.

Star Wars: Clone Wars Clip:

Dollhouse -
So last week we met Eliza Dushku's Echo, but has Joss Whedon convinced you that the Dollhouse would realistically be used for anything else but arcane sex? I guess we'll have to see one more episode to make that decision. Dollhouse's second episode "Target" is on Fox at 9 PM.

Dollhouse Promo:

Battlestar Galactica -
Ellen is back, bitches, and wearing a fancy dress. Bring it, mere mortals and weak little Cylon babies, I can smell the dark matter. Can you? BSG is on the Sci Fi Channel at 10 PM.

BSG Promo:

Movies:

Fantastic crap Disney movie The Black Hole is on TCM at 6 AM. Follow a group of scientists as they explore another spaceship on the edge of a black hole, seriously if you haven't seen this, DVR it at least.

Saturday:

Movies:
One poor astronaut returns home to find the rest of the world taken over by aliens in Alien Apocalypse, at 9 AM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Sunday:

Movies:
A Sci Fi original, The Path of Destruction follows a journalist who watches nanobots feast upon an oil rig, and I'm assuming, at some point, people. It's on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 AM.

Also on the Sci Fi Channel this week: the Chupacabra: Dark Seas original movie, see what the beastie looks like once and for all, at 11 PM.