The Totally Awesome Movie For Dyslexic Michael Bay Fanatics

newVideoPlayer("/transmorphers_io9.flv", 600, 250,""); Transmorphers is the 2007 direct-to-DVD ripoff of a certain giant robot movie, from the people who brought you The Day The Earth Stopped and other mockbusters. The goggles! The acting! The CG!

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