Not convinced that Dragonball Evolution could very well be the worst insult to cinema ever? These five character profiles should do the trick - especially Lord Piccolo's orgasmic yelling chair.

Goku:

Roshi:

Chi Chi:

Bulma:

Thanks to DB Movie for calling our attention to these horrific character profiles. Between Chi Chi calling herself a "fighter," and Bulma's rhyming character description I'm actually not sure if I ranked them correctly. What about just about one gestalt of total hideousness? I so want this movie to be good - let's keep our fingers crossed for imaginative fight scenes and one or two actually funny moments.

Dragonball Evolution will be out April 8th.