Plucky scientists decide to shoot Dracula with a laser. But they've miscalculated, because Dracula can shoot laser-like beams out of his eyes. Is Hong Kong's Doctor Vampire the greatest movie of all time?


If further proof was needed, just check out this amazing acrobatic crotch-mop-biting scene. I'd like to see Twilight or True Blood do something like this:

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