And The Lord Said, Braiiiiiins

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies gave writer Seth Grahame-Smith a $575,000 book deal, and now it's time for you to get in on the action. And what better book to zombify than the Bible?

Capitalizing on the world's hunger for things that hunger for brains, website Stinque.com has created the Stinque Zombie Bible, a new open-source project that allows anyone to improve the King James Bible by adding the one thing that its many creators didn't: Zombies. You can't fault their logic in explaining the project:

Sure, you can argue that our omniscient Creator saw that one coming - for what is the Resurrection but a Zombie story? What is Revelation but the greatest Zombie movie ever made? How can we even think of the End Times without Zombies?

It's already up and running. Look at this excerpt from Exodus:

1:7 And Joseph died because a Zombie got a hold of him and tore out his liver. Then he rose again to chase and eat all his brethren, and all that generation, until somebody wised up and smashed his head with some stale matzoh in a copper pot.

1:8 And the children of Israel were fruitful, and increased abundantly, and multiplied, and waxed exceeding mighty; and the land was filled with them.

1:9 Now there arose up a new king over Egypt, which knew not Joseph. He was a Zombie King, which was just about the coolest thing ever up to that point. Seriously, how cool is that?

Go over and help them out. Unless you're worried about that blasphemy thing, of course.

[Stinque Zombie Bible]