Sparkle Twilight Candy "U R My Life"

This week in odd Twilight crap that should never have been made: vampire candy. Sweethearts has churned out "Forbidden Fruits" - yes, that's right: heart-shaped candy that remind you not to screw a vampire.

After presenting you all with the Twilight umbrella, body glitter, board game and band-aids, I was sure this would be the end of the ridiculous junk coming out of this film. But no such luck.

Today I tasted the glittery "forbidden fruit" Twicandy, and then I realized that there is still a whole world of Twi-condoms and Twiwombs to market. So surely, this won't be the last "I Trust You" heart I'll savor. Other heart tomes include:

Bite Me
Soul Mate
Bad Guy
Always
My Love
U R My Life
True Love
I Trust You
Lamb
Dazzle
Live 4 Ever
Secret
With You

Side Note: notice on the box how it says "secret scent rub to reveal" that's really so much innuendo I'm assuming someone from packaging wrote that especially for me.

Sparkle Twilight Candy "U R My Life"S

Sparkle Twilight Candy "U R My Life"S

Sparkle Twilight Candy "U R My Life"S