The werewolf dudes from Twilight's second movie New Moon have just raised the oops-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little bar with this new promo pic. Take that shiny, forlorn vampires — quiver in fear from their spray tan abs.
The actors are Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. Not pictured: Taylor Lautner, and his terrible, terrible wig. But he'll be the main source of narrative tension for the lovers no one's rooting for.