A giant shark jumps out of the ocean and bites a plane, in mid-air. The epoch-defining trailer for Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is here.
Asylum's big fat creature feature has debuted its trailer over at MTV. After watching this, I think I experienced the "should have sent a poet" moment Jodie Foster went through in Contact. It is that bad/good.
UPDATE: If you're not in the States and want to see the trailer, MTV helpfully provides this information: Click through here, and then click on 720p












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